"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guys, the Skip_tomylou is a FAKE.....

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Isn't it obvious?? I don't know why the other one got banned, cus honestly i think he gave the BEST advice on this website. All you fools give advice from just reading the dj bible and bashed on people, SKIP actually knew wtf he was talking about, and he gets banned? fck that..


anywys, this new guy, skip_tomylou... is a fake... I'm talkin to the real skip on AIM right now and hes pretty pissed off that u idiots actually believe thats him. and its not. so... ya.. just keep that in mind..
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Get real you idiot, all of the Skip2mylou's are trolls, they don't give any good advice at all, they just flame everyone else, tell everyone they are gay, when they wouldn't even know how to fvck, they are pathetic creatures to say the least, you fool, they have sucked you in. :down: :crackup: :down:
 
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Koalaking?? IM SURE WHEN HE CALLED U GAY HE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS...Whoa... HAHA!!

shut your btch ass up.
 
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Would the real skiptomylou please stand up?

Whichever skiptomylou responds to this post first is the real skippy!!!
 
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seriously fcvk the shut up... you are spoiling the forums..annoying, disgusting... plz stop it.. lets move on...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DonDan said:
shut your btch ass up.
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Comments like those are out of Skip's manual. Comments like those led to him being banned. Care to follow the same path?

Respectful speaking will earn you points. Also it will keep your ass away from the banning stick.

Any further questions as to why he was banned?

EDIT - To the original point, everyone knows there is a Skip imposter. The key here is that no one really cares. His trash will be cleaned up, we will have a laugh, and move on.
 
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DonDan said:
Koalaking?? IM SURE WHEN HE CALLED U GAY HE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS...Whoa... HAHA!!

shut your btch ass up.
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Get the fvck off this site you troll, it is obvious that you and the skips are the same person, just p!ss off, he is the one who is fvcking Prince, so who is gay. :trouble:
 
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DonDan said:
Isn't it obvious?? I don't know why the other one got banned, cus honestly i think he gave the BEST advice on this website. All you fools give advice from just reading the dj bible and bashed on people, SKIP actually knew wtf he was talking about, and he gets banned? fck that..


anywys, this new guy, skip_tomylou... is a fake... I'm talkin to the real skip on AIM right now and hes pretty pissed off that u idiots actually believe thats him. and its not. so... ya.. just keep that in mind..
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DonDan said:
Listen to me you little ****er!!!
I heard from a good friend of mine, that you posted something about Playersupreme answering to Wheyprotein. ME!! I'm going to need that link. You catch my drift?!?!
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PM from DonDan. I already reported it to Vincent.

He is WheyProtein. Psycho dweeb.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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to see how much skip rides Dondans dik

and to see the b1tch don is
 
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This thread is a waste of the internet. Why don't you stupid little brats go outside
 
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