Yeah.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Guys that I know that get laid a lot
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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The guys I know who get laid the most are some of the dumbest people I have ever run across. They really don't think of anything other than sex. It dominates their conversation. If they see a girl, they try to get into her pants. If there's no girl around, they're thinking of where to find one to have sex with.
Obviously they're not going to be outcome dependent, because they don't think that deep. They don't analyze. They are usually considered good looking or cute by females, but don't have much else going for them. I agree with the low standards bit in that they will usually bang anything. They'll take a hottie if they can get one (and they do get hotties), but if they can't they'll find some fat ugly girl to give them a bl0wjob.
I wouldn't trade place with one of these guys for all the sex in the world.
Obviously they're not going to be outcome dependent, because they don't think that deep. They don't analyze. They are usually considered good looking or cute by females, but don't have much else going for them. I agree with the low standards bit in that they will usually bang anything. They'll take a hottie if they can get one (and they do get hotties), but if they can't they'll find some fat ugly girl to give them a bl0wjob.
I wouldn't trade place with one of these guys for all the sex in the world.
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1. They aren't picky about their women
2. Usually don't get along with other men and are generally hated by them.
3. Compulsive lie to make their lives appear better
2. Usually don't get along with other men and are generally hated by them.
3. Compulsive lie to make their lives appear better