"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Guys I'm sorry for being so frustrating

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Exactly. It's a catch 22 that he doesn't get. He wants a hot 27yo, gym freak, virgin chick to just show up at his house asking to have his babies.
I think he can have half a dozen of them! But first he must start fvcking the babes who currently are available. And no ho chasing. His game will rise quickly.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Exactly. It's a catch 22 that he doesn't get. He wants a hot 27yo, gym freak, virgin chick to just show up at his house asking to have his babies.
In the animal world dave17 is starving nearly to death and wounded. The lioness dont want to give him puzzy they consider killing him instead!
 

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Ok guys let's start a gofund me page for Dave. Only stipulation he needs to quit posting about these imaginary women, admit he is gay and move back to Armenia! Win Win for everyone!
 

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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