"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Guys i need help, where can i get wholesale condoms?

Ease

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I noticed im spending way too much on condoms on a weekly basis, anyone know where i can get it in bulk to save some money?

I cant be spending like £50 a week on condoms all the time. Hoping for a dry patch soon so i can save some money, but thats unlikely lets be honest!


Who knows what im talking about, hell yea boys hi five. GTL all day every day.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Deadly_Ripped

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Have you tried the internet? You may have heard of this thing called "Google" and it's really great for finding stuff at reasonable prices and in larger quantities than are usually available locally.

Best of luck with your problem.

BTW, how do you spend 50 pounds on condoms? Weren't pounds converted to the Euro years ago?

Even if you have sex twice every day, that's only 14 condoms. One box of 20 costs 10-15 dollars in the US, which is like 5-7 Euros, right? You'd have to use like 60 condoms per week or more to spend that much. Maybe you should spend your money on some stamina medication?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Huffman

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Deadly_Ripped said:
BTW, how do you spend 50 pounds on condoms? Weren't pounds converted to the Euro years ago?
I was going to be an ass and throw a random insult at Americans, but actually, no ;) British kept their pound currency same as Americans kept their pound weights.
 

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Find local university. They always have a health and wellness clinic that you don't need an ID to get into. They always leave a bowl of condoms for free. Take bookbag and fill = profit.
 

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Amazon has good deals on the 200 packs of durex from time to time, especially with that subscribe-and-save feature they offer. check it out, might save you some cash
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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