"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Here's my problem, and this has been going on for months. There's this hot minister's wife in my church, blond with 2 kids who I adore too. Well, she's followed me around before and talked to me one on one alone before getting too close for comfort. She says that I remind her of her brother who went missing 11 years ago.

I think that it all started when in class or a meeting one day and her looking at me yawning - because I was bored - and looking at me - a grown man - sternly as if to "correct" my inappropriate behavior of seemingly not taking her seriously while she's talking.

Well today, it's come full circle. Her husband's out of town in another country on a mission trip. She almost always seats herself in my line of vision as if on purpose. And she sits with board-like posture, long golden hair, and banana t1ts right in front of me and from the side. She asked me if I wanted to come over tonight to study, sing, and have "fellowship." I think that there will be other people there, but what if I were to stay too late? Anyway, I usually go with younger people, and word will get around as going to her place would be out of habit for me, and tip people off.

What should I do? She's seducing me and I'm now attracted to this MOM and now have desire to have sex with her BAD and I know she wants me to fvck her too.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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this has got to be a troll thread.

you're thinking of banging a ministers wife? are you joking me?

i find it REALLY hard to believe that you are a church goer, including after church activities like bible study, and at the same time talk about how you want to bang the ministers wife and her sweet banana t*ts.

im not buying it.

if by some miracle you aren't a troll and this is true i suggest you stop going to church immediately. its obviously doing nothing for you and you'd be better spent going to the strip bar every sunday.
 

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WTF are "banana tits"?

Go on over for "fellowship" if you want. Don't if you don't.

Try to act like a normal person.

This sounds like you WANT her to seduce you, but I don't see it.
 

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Hey, Joekerr-----

Just because they go to church or are a minister's wife doesn't mean they don't play. This stuff goes on all the time. I'm not in FAVOR of it, but it HAPPENS. A LOT.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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aliasguy said:
WTF are "banana tits"?

Go on over for "fellowship" if you want. Don't if you don't.

Try to act like a normal person.

This sounds like you WANT her to seduce you, but I don't see it.
She's fightin it. I know that in another life, she'd do what she cannot do in this life. She always speaks to me as if she's correcting me, and I need her assistance, that she is the door for my life to enter. I love her, but it's just weird, not that she's 13 years older than me just that she likes to set herself up as an authority over me, the loner with no family within a 1000 mile radius.
 

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Hey, Joekerr-----

Just because they go to church or are a minister's wife doesn't mean they don't play. This stuff goes on all the time. I'm not in FAVOR of it, but it HAPPENS. A LOT.
Our church has been losing a lot of membership, families are going more than coming, so, I believe that our church needs a good ole scandal to liven it up. Even if I go through with this and develop a reputation for being expelled from churches because of this, I will be the gossip among women and they will want to know more about me.
 

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Poonani Maker said:
She's fightin it. I know that in another life, she'd do what she cannot do in this life. She always speaks to me as if she's correcting me, and I need her assistance, that she is the door for my life to enter. I love her, but it's just weird, not that she's 13 years older than me just that she likes to set herself up as an authority over me, the loner with no family within a 1000 mile radius.


In this post, it sounds like you've got mommy issues dude. And what are "BANANA tits"?
 
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Preachers are the biggest liars and crooks around and their wives are freaks. I know a preacher who's wife walks around looking like a slut. Who cares if he is a minister? Doesn't mean anything. I bet he passes around the "donation" bowl and it fills up his pockets.
 

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Preachers are the biggest liars and crooks around and their wives are freaks. I know a preacher who's wife walks around looking like a slut. Who cares if he is a minister? Doesn't mean anything. I bet he passes around the "donation" bowl and it fills up his pockets.
No this is an ultra-conservative church where, decency is the status quo. If I even mentioned dancing I'd be shunned. If we were to have an affair, it'd have to be in total secrecy or there'd be a heavy price to pay. Our church leaders are good stewards of the money we give. There are good people in there, just that, this college minister's wife is locked into this feeling for me that she can't control. No matter what I say she gets closer and closer. I guess because we both know it's wrong, our attraction - the forbidden fruit - grows stronger and stronger with each sight of each other.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Does she know you are the expert at making poonani?
 

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Does she know you are the expert at making poonani?
I think that she'd like to have a dual life of the minister as a mate for the external show and me as a sideline fix for the internal human emotional connection and satisfaction, the animal part. I think that if she could have it both ways, she would. She doesn't want to "run off" with me, just have me on the side, I think. That's what I feel is going on.
 
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No this is an ultra-conservative church where, decency is the status quo. If I even mentioned dancing I'd be shunned. If we were to have an affair, it'd have to be in total secrecy or there'd be a heavy price to pay. Our church leaders are good stewards of the money we give. There are good people in there, just that, this college minister's wife is locked into this feeling for me that she can't control. No matter what I say she gets closer and closer. I guess because we both know it's wrong, our attraction - the forbidden fruit - grows stronger and stronger with each sight of each other.
Yeah they like to make the sheep think that but I bet you'd be surprised what goes on behind the scenes.


Does Ted Haggerd ring a bell? Having gay sex with prostitues and smoking meth while collecting from millions and millions of people who think he is "good and decent".
 

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Yeah they like to make the sheep think that but I bet you'd be surprised what goes on behind the scenes.


Does Ted Haggerd ring a bell? Having gay sex with prostitues and smoking meth while collecting from millions and millions of people who think he is "good and decent".
Our church is small like 300 people, not one of those mega-churches. I've talked to her husband several times. He's a wimp in physique but a strong orator. I'm just the opposite. She needs that part filled in her I think. She's already had all the kids she's gonna have.
 
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Our church is small like 300 people, not one of those mega-churches. I've talked to her husband several times. He's a wimp in physique but a strong orator. I'm just the opposite. She needs that part filled in her I think. She's already had all the kids she's gonna have.
I'm not really religious but I do know alot of those preachers are con men. I'm not saying your church is like that it probably isn't.

As for what to do I'm not sure. I'd probably hit it if I could.
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

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Wait I thought you were in love with that other chick who completes you.
 

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You know the same thing has plagued me all of my life. I remember when in 8th grade having sex with my world history teacher after our basketball game at a party. She put me under her spell and lured me into her bedroom. The powers that be found out and she was forever relegated to the back of the school to teach art - her fall from grace. She was the school president's granddaughter. I didn't press charges, but I couldn't keep my mouth shut about it, and she suffered for it. This cult-like teacher/student seduction is a powerful dynamic that's messed with me mentally for years and now it's beginning to resurface in my life all over again.
 

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Wait I thought you were in love with that other chick who completes you.
I'm still in love with her and will probably see her this week! She is the source for all of my attractive attributes and energy. If it hadn't been for her, I wouldn't be where I am today. If it hadn't been for her, I would be attracting No one. Oneitises are good for you in that sense, as a reference point to building you up internally.
 
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