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what we at sosuave strive not to become
what we at sosuave strive not to become
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Guys and dolls
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
I watched the first two minutes. The sci-fi music is so appropriate.
The Sperminator
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Man that was very disturbing. At first I thought it was funny but as the video went on I felt really bad for these guys. It's sad how pathetic they are. They have already given up on woman. I mean one of those guys isn't even bad looking and seemed like a normal guy to me until the doll interaction. He could actually find a wife. The other one though I don't know he was really creepy looking and acted strange.
Dark Chivalry
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"When she first came into my life it was sex sex sex and now it has tapered of to just simply being there for eachother."
"She just called me up on saturday night said"What are you doing tonight" I said "nothing" She said, I have a date, can you watch my son? "
"If you're my age, i'm 39, if you haven't found a human companion you'll probably never will"
"She just called me up on saturday night said"What are you doing tonight" I said "nothing" She said, I have a date, can you watch my son? "
"If you're my age, i'm 39, if you haven't found a human companion you'll probably never will"
DogFashionDisco
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"aww she's starting to smell like fish, might need a cleaning afterall"
"ya know the bottomline is why wake up at 3 in the morning, which I have, with a raging hard-on.. I can go in the garage, grab a doll, put her on her back, and go for it."
And I thought I'd seen some ****ed up people...
The only one I felt sorry for was that British guy. He actually seemed pretty normal... besides the photographs with him and the dolls reading the paper.
"ya know the bottomline is why wake up at 3 in the morning, which I have, with a raging hard-on.. I can go in the garage, grab a doll, put her on her back, and go for it."
And I thought I'd seen some ****ed up people...
The only one I felt sorry for was that British guy. He actually seemed pretty normal... besides the photographs with him and the dolls reading the paper.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
HE ORDERED REAL PUBIC HAIR FROM SWEDEN TO SOW IT ON HIS DOLL!!! hahaha if that is not fvcked up, I don't know what is.DogFashionDisco said:The only one I felt sorry for was that British guy. He actually seemed pretty normal... besides the photographs with him and the dolls reading the paper.
To be honest maybe its a good thing that those guys have dolls because other wise most of them would probably have taken a shot gun and blown their own head off by now. Honestly most if not all those guys are isolated shut-ins who probably need a therapist more then a doll.
Then again it could be worse: there are some men out there who marry real vampires that suck their money dry but leave their balls full. Is it better to own a doll and be alone or be a life long slave to a really mean woman???
The Sperminator
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Yeah I felt bad for the British guy. He seems to want to be with a real woman it's just that he can't get one. The others though don't want a real woman. They are fine being with the dolls for the rest of their lifes. I mean the British is creepy but no where near as creepy as the other two. I think the British guy needs to come on this site.