"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A lot of misguided, sorry SOBs in this thread, get your head screwed on the right way.

Yeah, woo, kill a couple of people in the street if you're a marine and they're attacking you! That's what I want to do when I grow up!

A REAL man!

The dude was military trained, any one of you guys would get slaughtered and/or not have the balls to do that because you're keyboard warriors.

This sounds like a complete troll/ass-of-a reply, but I thought I'd let it out. I guess what I'm trying to say in this moment of un-clarity:

Don't respect violence, respect the fact that he stood up and took the situation into his own hands, and fought for his life.
THAT'S couragous. The fact that a mugger/robber/potential killer got shivved, all the better.

But I really don't think people should be saying "good, glad she died" "yeah, dumb ***** had it coming, deserved to die!".

Noone deserves to die. But it was him or them, and you best well know that it wasn't going to be him. As he said, it's a reaction, I'm sure he didn't intend on vigilante style butchering a couple fo them.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The fact that he defended himself is enough for people to respect him.
 
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that cvnt got what she deserved...if girlies wanna be equal then they get stabbed in the forehead to...hahah they should have all been killed... good job.. people who mug others are scum....
 
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MrS said:
Don't respect violence, respect the fact that he stood up and took the situation into his own hands, and fought for his life.
THAT'S couragous. The fact that a mugger/robber/potential killer got shivved, all the better.

But I really don't think people should be saying "good, glad she died" "yeah, dumb ***** had it coming, deserved to die!".
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I gotta agree here. I mean, its like when a Nazi politician got killed, Hitler would have entire villages slaughtered, but you wouldn't support that, would you?

His act of defending himself was brave, but we shouldn't go "yeah slaughter every woman and child and eat their brains ahahahaha!!!!!"
 
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