"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Guy spitting at your car!

B-Lemond

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I was driving on the school campus, I started making a U-turn and all of a sudden some cross country runner runs up to my car and spits. WTF? I almost got out but he was too far away. I talked to the cross country coach but he probably won't do anything. I'll probably talkt to the headmaster and what not tomorrow. If they don't do anything I might take things into my own hands. What do you guys think.

By the way I'm 16 and this guy is 17.

edit: Mods please move this to the anything else forum
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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:eek:

I would have jumped out of my car and beat his ass.
 

Smooth Player 056

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could it have been accidental? (running and spitting but you turned and got in his spits way?) If you are certain it was on purpose, hard to belive a random guy would do this....I would approach him about it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If he did that to me, he'd be hurtin'.

Especially since if I was in my car I'd probably be listening to Pantera and if I was listening to Pantera I'd probably be listening to "Walk", so I'd be extra violent and pumped....

Seriously, disrespectful people make my blood boil. Manners are the fabric that holds society together.
 

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i was about to run his dumbass over, BUT HE DEFINETLY WENT OUT OF HIS WAY, RAN TO MY CAR AND SPIT!!!

EDIT: When i see him in school in the hall, i'll knock him OUT!!

Lets see him spit on something else now!!
 

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EDIT: When i see him in school in the hall, i'll knock him OUT!!
Don't do it in the hall, he's not worth a suspension.... Do it off campus and give him a few extra boots right to his overextending face.
 

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Yeah it's not worth getting busted over.

Just use your best judgement :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"i was about to run his dumbass over, BUT HE DEFINETLY WENT OUT OF HIS WAY, RAN TO MY CAR AND SPIT!!!"

If you cut him off and almost ran him over, perhaps you are the dumbfvck and got him pissed off. Perhaps you are lucky he spit on your car and didn't clock you one?
 

B-Lemond

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Originally posted by Good_ol_boy
"i was about to run his dumbass over, BUT HE DEFINETLY WENT OUT OF HIS WAY, RAN TO MY CAR AND SPIT!!!"

If you cut him off and almost ran him over, perhaps you are the dumbfvck and got him pissed off. Perhaps you are lucky he spit on your car and didn't clock you one?
Yeah I almost ran him over AFTER he spit at the car. It's not even mine either. It's my dad's. Anyway, if the school doesn't do anything, cause they probably won't, then I might either vandalize his house/property or give him a good beating. Either one is illegal but at least if I destroyed his property he wouldn't know who it was for sure.
 

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I'd approach him - publicly - about it and make him look stupid. Go up to him and ask him why he did it, if he thinks hes good for doing it, etc, etc.

I remember an oldish black guy doing this somewhere to a teenager who said "******". It made the kid look stupid. Thats what you want.

Violence really ISN'T the answer to anything. A real DJ doesn't have to fight.
 

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omg this is deja vu for me.

i was 17. I just got my first car! I was so excited! It was a pretty white integra. I spent somwhere around 15 hours detailing, washing, buffing, and waxing her the weekend before i drove her to school for the first time. I drove it to school all proud and parked. AND THEN This country fvck came over and spit on it.

the ****er had like peanut butter in his mouth too because it was all brown.

i was too shocked to do anything. also i was a ***** at the time. I talked to him about it and he was a total **** about it.

i come out of school and he is jumping up and down on the rear bumper! wtf!!!

so i ran over, jumped up, grabbed him by the throat, threw him off the car, punched him in the face while he was on the ground and took a sharpie and wrote all over his KO'd body.

then i told his friend to take him away before i stomp his face in.


IT IS SAFE TO SAY THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT CHOICE!!!! I GOT LUCKY I DID NOT GET IN ANY TROUBLE WITH THE SCHOOL OR THE LAW!!!!

Im also lucky he didnt mess with my car again. i was so worried about that.

have fun with that situation haha.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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oh yeah i also ended up stealing his cd player later in the year and then the dumbass decided to leave his keys in the ignition so I stole his truck and drove it through a fence. ****er.
 

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Originally posted by Enjin 7
so i ran over, jumped up, grabbed him by the throat, threw him off the car, punched him in the face while he was on the ground and took a sharpie and wrote all over his KO'd body.

then i told his friend to take him away before i stomp his face in.


IT IS SAFE TO SAY THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT CHOICE!!!! I GOT LUCKY I DID NOT GET IN ANY TROUBLE WITH THE SCHOOL OR THE LAW!!!!

Im also lucky he didnt mess with my car again. i was so worried about that.

have fun with that situation haha. [/B]
Hilarious story with a very nice outcome, I'd say

I recommend against vandalizing his property - it's a passive-aggresive (read: pvssy) way of dealing with somebody. Confront him, tell him what a dumb shlthead he is, and if he starts a fight so what. You're 16. It'll be off your record in two years even if you do beat him to a pulp.
 

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Haha, of course the only solution would be to shrug it off and laugh at the kid for being a faggot and running off.

But of course this little testosterone problem I have would have proudly landed me in jail. Someone has to show BlTCHES how to act right.
 

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Yo my neigbor is a cop, he said to tell the principle, IF THEY DONT DO ANYTHING THEN CALL THE COPS!!!

HAHA IT TURNS OUT ITS LIKE A CRIMINAL OFFENCE OR SOMETHING:crackup: :crackup:

That will show him, his dumbass!

Yo enjin nice story, can't believe you were afraid you were going to get in trouble about the fight, and what do you do next? Take his cd player and his car.

haha
the ko stuff was .........:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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