"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Guy sells organs to buy luxury bad for GF. This is ridiculous.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If AFC's had a championship like professional boxing, he'd be the undisputed champion.
 

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a male college student at a top school who reportedly sold his organs to purchase a luxury bag for his girlfriend.
Somewhere to put his balls AND his kidney's. If he keeps being this "nice" there won't be much left of him. Actually feel bad for the girl, she's got to live with this fvckin idiots stratosphere level omegaism on her conscience. Hopefully she wont, hopefully she just takes the bag then LJBF's him and sleeps like a baby that night.

At least these guys are starting to lose touch with reality, maybe in 10 years time they will just be a drooling mess throwing sh!t at the walls.
 
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