Guy offers me to have sex with his gf

[The Master Disaster]

Sounds like an enticing offer, but I see this as a way of ... devaluing yourself. I mean it seems to me he's offering this to you because he sees you as less of a man.

You're friend is kind of an a-hole for asking you do do this. Just refuse him, and then tell him that you are not a tool.

 

[Solomon]

This is hiliroaous!!!

 

[DJDamage]

I agree with KX.

I asked him what he would think if I went through with it and succeeded and he said he didn't care

If he didn't care, why would he try to go all out on such an elaborate scheme to get you to follow his g/f around and fvck her?!

Your friend is probably an AFC. So lets say you do go out and manage to successfuly fvck her.

A) Does that mean you should now drop her after the deed is done?! I mean if she was a good fvck and your friend ok'd it, why should you stop?! it doesn't make much sense to do it once and let go. Suppose she is also a good girl and your AFC just couldn't hang on to her. He maybe just bitter/frustrated and he wants to make her life a living hell. He just needed to find a sucka to do his dirty bids.

B) What happened if you wanted to continue to see her and actually end up liking her?! Do you really want this hanging over your head?! Being the jealous AFC your friend is, he is going to drop the bombshell on her and c0ckblock you now forever. No amount of DJ'ing going to help you get out of this mud.

C) Now after the deed is done, you are going to call him and say "I did it". Your friend is probably going to call her and tell her "Fvck you b1tch, me and my friend tricked you to spread your legs for him like the hor that you are".

Now you have a very hurt and angry woman on your hands and you created yourself a new enemy capable of doing 100 different things to make your life a living hell, including going to the cops and making up some bullsh1t story.

D) come on, don't you have better things to do then follow one girl around?!

 

[slickaz]

ok my turn.

Ive had this happen to me before.
in university.
This dude, dating a muslim chic.
He had a feeling she was cheater.
wanted to test it.
introduced me to her in passing. and made up this ellaborate story about how bad she is and needs to be taught a lesson.
I was an idiot
Because i went along with it.
I played the game, got her in bed,
did the deed.

proving that she is like that.

Then the b45tard, goes out and cries to every mutual friend we have. turning all of them against me because the full story did not get out.

They all start dissin me and shunnin me out. which is cool.

turns out she caught wiff of it because he told her the full story trying to put her on a guilt trip, too late, she dumps him straight away and calls her dad, who is one of the top criminal lawyers in the country.

lucky for me she did not tell him we had s3x, because she is muslim, but she said i tried to court her for a date etc. He calls me warns me with some major as sh!t.

3 words for you, and ive take the extra time to bold and resize
DONT DO IT

the friends he told, still dont hang out with me, 2 guys infact took their gfs phones from their gfs deleted my number, banning anymore texts.

dont do it.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

I think the best thing to do. Is tell him you will spy on her. Let him know if she is really doing what she is saying. You could be the "cheaters" guy for him lol.

 

[MacAvoy]

Why not sh1t test your friend and tell him you slept with her but really didn't. Teach him a lesson for being such a douche bag.

 

[Trajhenkhet01]

Friend or someone you don't care about? If its someone you care about unplug him from the matrix please (not by screwing his soon to be ex). After they are exes anything goes but if your a friend you wouldn't screw your buddies girlfriend unless its an established FB (the female has a reputation and no one is emotionally tied). I had a similar situation come up where my friend had a problem with his now ex wife. At first I was gung ho for it since I was a hard core AFC but I never felt right when the situation presented itself so I never did it. Came damn close. Situation was just too weird for me.

 

[Sexual]

Maybe he just wants someone to talk to about his STD's.

 

[BlakeW5]

Why not sh1t test your friend and tell him you slept with her but really didn't. Teach him a lesson for being such a douche bag.

Best advice so far. Describe it in detail too, preferably with the addition of crazy sexual acts (Dirty Sanchez anyone?). The dudes trying to pull a totally d1ck move on you.

This can do nothing but end badly. He says he doesn't care? My a@@ he doesn't care. If he didn't care he wouldn't be tried to persuade you to do his dirty work (giving him an out to break up with her). Not to mention that while previously not caring, I'd bet my house on it he'll suddenly care ALOT if he finds out his girl is a cheater. Whether he tells you or not, he's also going to lose respect/get mad at you for being one of the other guys (despite what he says).