"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bukowski_merit

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bukowski_merit said:
Hmmmm... Actually, I'd say if this other guy fists her, fvcks her raw, films a snuff porn with her, takes him out to a swinger bar, or sends her pictures of Brett Favre's **** - the OP should also next/downgrade her.

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If she doesn't like pulp fiction - the OP should next her too.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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bukowski_merit-"say what again, say what again.....i dare ya i double dare ya mutha fvcher. Insert angry Samual L Blackman w/ jerry curl. lol Pulp fiction was pretty crazy.
 
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