Gutted my HB9 was jailbait! (this is a rant, nothing to see here).

[Walden]

So I'm out with this hot punk chick I met. She was gorgeous , really nice chick , none of that headgaming you;d expect from a really hot chick , she was the business.

We're going up the road and we meet this friend of hers and his mate , who asks us both how old are you? I'm like "who is this throw rug and why is he asking how old we are?" Turns out he's a bouncer and this is his funny "joke" , to ask people in the street for ID (yeah I can see Jerry Seinfeld shaking in his boots).

So I say "25 but I read at a 17 year old level" (Okay so I'm not much funnier) , and this girl says "Oh I'm 15".

GAH! This (naturally) totally through the rest of our "date" , I didn't bust kino and I didn't close the date very well at all (and that's probably just as well).

Gutting!

She was so cool , and SO hot! I just can't get this chick outta my head , I dunno if it's just that "want what you can't have" angle , or wether it's Little Walden throwing his casting vote or what.
I keep thinking I could just mack on that ass like I have every right to do it , and wait till she's 16 (and legal) to handle that sh!t (no I'm not gonna break the law for the sake of clam).

Argh! totally done my head in.

Thanks for listening.

 

[Mr. Latte]

RUN FOR THE HILLS. Dude, I don't care if she's legal in a year...she'll be 16, and you'll be 26. It's not gonna work. Next.

 

[Walden]

Yeah you're right.

Honestly , sometimes when I'm not payin attention my balls grab the controls and try to drive

 

[bman]

you didnt ask how old she was before hand?

 

[MrBond007]

Originally posted by bman
you didnt ask how old she was before hand?

Old enough to crawl, old enough to ****.

 

[Walden]

Dude I'm 25 when was the last time I had to check someone's age?

 

[BobbDobbs]

Don't sweat it man, they dress so mature these days.

 

[duke007]

I empathise with you mate. Same thing happened to me (well luckily I didn't get as far as you).

High school kids with balls are so f*cking lucky...

 

[Pecker]

She wasn't playing headgames cuz she's so much younger and knew you were older. JUST the fact that you're older is enough for her.

 

[duke007]

Amazing!

Just 5 minutes ago I saw an investigative report on a current affairs show about this very topic.

There is an alarming trend in girls reaching puberty earlier than normal.

Two independent researchers (one in NZ, Walden) have found that early female puberty is associated with the role of fathers in early childhood.

When the father has a warm and close relationship with his daughter, she will develop later rather than earlier.

But when the father is cold, distant or absent altogether, the girl will reach puberty earlier. Just like a young boy may have to step up and become the man of the house, nature will provide a girl with the ability to reproduce earlier as a type of survival mechanism.

They also found that having the presence of a stepfather in early childhood exposes a girl to his pheromones, which will speed up her development. This theory was tested with lab animals and found to be true. Wouldn't you get interested earlier if you had a hot, sweet-smelling stepmum? (Think Bill and Ted!)

A third finding was the production of a chemical called cortisol, which is produced with stress. This chemical assists in growth and development, once again a survival mechanism. The body will try to make itself stronger to cope with hardship (in the case of an rAFC, rejections build true confidence).

Think back to cavemen times - children grew up quicker because they were forced to be more independent, there was no coddling or expensive gifts from daddy. Also living in a cold, damp cave would have been stressful!

This is early research but I find it to ring true in many places. My cousins have a loving dad who is very protective and coddles them. The oldest one only just reached puberty at 14!

Also a smokin' chick at some random party turned out to only be 14! She revealed she didn't know father but I only put two and two together now.

Walden, ask this girl (if you can bear to see her again) about her family life.