"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guns save lives

Epimanes

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I wish I could have a gun on me legally here in canada... I think having guns are a good thing. Recently they removed the long gun registry here in canada so that was a great plus for me as I had 2 unregistered guns lol .. that I aquired from my buddy when his old man died. Of course I have my hunting licence and my firearms licence and like 4 rifles legally registered.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I only have one rifle and I picked it for its versatility. The AR-15 can, by swap of upper recievers (10 seconds, 2 push pins) be capable of firing many calibers, from .22lr thru 223, thru 458 SOCOOM. :) I'd never go anywhere without my Diamondback 9mm in front pants pocket holster, too.
 

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Diane Feinstein's proposal would ban any shotgun or rifle with a pistol grip.

Obviously a little plastic grip is what turns a gun into a killing machine. If we could just rid society of those evil little handles, then gun violence would end forever. :rolleyes:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Feinstien is one evil, stupid cvnt. They already tried this ban, and all it did was make the gun makers leave off the threaded muzzles, and affix an extention from the pistol grip to the rear of buttstock, removing those features made the gun 'legal" and then we just cut off the extention and got the barrel threaded! :)
 

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Obama urged Congress to pass an assault weapons ban, limit high capacity magazines and require universal background checks for would-be gun owners in a brief statement to the reporters.

http://news.yahoo.com/police-push-background-checks-gun-purchases-023655912--politics.html​
In Printz vs. United States (1997) and New York vs. United States (1992), the Supreme Court has already ruled universal background checks to be unconstitutional. The federal government cannot compel states to adopt the law because of the anti-commandeering doctrine of the 10th amendment. States have no obligation to enforce federal laws.
 
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