"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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It's time to ban guns worldwide due to gun violence.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yes I agree, but not fighter jets, cause those are cool... ground forces should only fight with swords, bow and arrows or kung fu, now that would be some KUNG FURY level sh1t. Fighter jets flying over head and millions of dudes with swords and martial arts like Dynasty Warriors.
 
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all a gun ban would do is make the elderly and females totally vulnerable to anyone with strength and agility. It would make all others vulnerable to anyone with a big rock in each hand (throw each, 1-2, in 1/2 second and you can take out Bruce Lee, no problem. or anyone with a long pipe, or any 2 attackers. And it would also leave us vulnerable to govts/gangs, like Hitler's Brownshirts and Lenin's thugs. So eff you, i'm keeping my guns and so are millions of other US citizens.
 

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I'm a big supporter of rock control. If we would just ban rocks, that would keep them out of the criminals' hands. Please, think of the children! We have to protect them with comprehensive rock control legislation.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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We should chop off all people's hands, cause they could make a fist and punch somebody.

Or even a finger to poke an eye out.
 

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if we have to get our hands chopped off then so be it, but please dont ban rocks too :(
 

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I have a dream...that one day, we will create a Nerf universe, completely void of sharp edges. We can turn this planet into one giant padded room.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I have a dream...that one day, we will create a Nerf universe, completely void of sharp edges. We can turn this planet into one giant padded room.
That happened on the Simpsons. Then aliens with only slingshots took over the Earth.
 
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yes, the old saying is 'in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is KING". Anyone who wants to disarm you is actively your ENEMY, guys. You dont care if he has a gun, why does he care if YOU Have one, hmm? Cause he WANTS to do something that he knows damned well that he should be gut-shot for attempting, that's why!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I would be in favor of banning guns in civilian populations and replacing them with Bean Bag Riot Guns and Rubber Bullets.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I have a dream...that one day, we will create a Nerf universe, completely void of sharp edges. We can turn this planet into one giant padded room.
In the gunsmithing dialect that would be known as "de-horning." While we're at it, why not smooth/sand out all bulls and rhinos' horns?
 
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rubber bullets don't suffice from handguns and just barely do so from 12 ga. So handguns will still be needed for defense. Besides, don't you WANT pos's to DIE when they attack people? Why have them breeding and abusing/neglecting their kids?

this stuff is moronic. People don't NEED guns to ATTACK. they can use clubs, knives, superior strength/size or just surprise/viciousness. So YOU need a gun to defend yourself from such and it's your social responsibility to shoot such pos's when you get the chance!
 
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