"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guidos??????

iwanttofight

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What do you guys think of guidos? Do you think they get laid alot? The reason why im asking you this is because I made a video 2 years ago and put it on youtube. In the comment section below the video alot of people left comments calling me a guido and asking me if I was from the Jersey Shore? Im not sure how to take this, as a compliment or as an insult.

Here is a link to my video on youtube. This video is a prank I did at a Mcdonalds. It actually almost has 500,000 views. Ive matured alot as a person person since I made this video lol
http://youtu.be/F9hJPqe2wH8
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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PDubb75

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You would get completely differen't answers depending on the girl you ask.

Dude, you could be one of my friends' twin brothers. You look almost identical. He is one of the pickiest guys I know when it comes to picking up girls, but he's pretty successful with certain groups (mostly the crazy club hoes). I sometime's question his taste, but who am I to judge what he likes? lol

Then I know some other girls that just think he's obnoxious, and the "Jersey Shore" type and want nothing to do with him because of it. So, it all depends, as it does with any look/personality type.
 

Strelok

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A guy who chose "iwanttofight" as nickname and does pranks in fast foods toilets deserve the guido award no matter how he looks like.
We often say to never judge a woman from her word but from her action,Im sure the same works for me as well.

Good news for you anyway, you're exactly the kind of guy that has been selected from the average western girl to reproduce even mainstream media worship you, have fun have sex and get laid while the civilized world goes down the toilet itself.
 

iwanttofight

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Thanks guys, ive been through alot in the past couple of months, I had a pro mma fight in Atlantic City and got my elbow dislocated. What made it worse is that I had to cancel my upcoming fights I had coming up that were some pretty good money. I haven't worked a normal job in 4 years and just started one 3 weeks ago. So my lifestyle has changed drasticaly which has been hard to do but im adjusting to it day by day. Ive been going to rehad to get my right arm back to normal, cause I got to make my pimp arm way strong again and keep it red from smacking all those biatches lol. Plus I recently moved from Vegas, which everyplace is boring compared to Vegas, trust me once you live there its like no other place.
 

iwanttofight

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Thanks guys, ive been through alot in the past couple of months, I had a pro mma fight in Atlantic City and got my elbow dislocated. What made it worse is that I had to cancel my upcoming fights I had coming up that were some pretty good money. I haven't worked a normal job in 4 years and just started one 3 weeks ago. So my lifestyle has changed drasticaly which has been hard to do but im adjusting to it day by day. Ive been going to rehad to get my right arm back to normal, cause I got to make my pimp arm way strong again and keep it red from smacking all those biatches lol. Plus I recently moved from Vegas, which everyplace is boring compared to Vegas, trust me once you live there its like no other place.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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