"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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guido hair

we all eat food

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yo how do you get that guido hair down, cause i want that whole guido style
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TheNewGuy

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we all eat food said:
yo how do you get that guido hair down, cause i want that whole guido style
Guidos are gay. They're little wanna be pretty boy Gotti boys. The Gotti boys are a bunch of spoiled brats, they wouldn't be anywhere without their father.

"Mah my bling only got nineteen diamonds!!! You said twenty!"
"Mah Johnnys necklace was $75,000 mine was only sixty!"
 

BBX

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If thats the haircut with the sides and everything spiked and the triangle sideburs, don't even fu(king bother because odds are you can't pull it off and you'll just look like a follower
 

S1NN3R

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Go to the store, buy something called pomade, doesn't matter what kind. It's a grease/wax substance. Slather it on, runa comb through it, and commence looking like a tool..

I'm Italian and rockabilly, I can pull it off.
 
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