"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yo how do you get that guido hair down, cause i want that whole guido style
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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we all eat food said:
yo how do you get that guido hair down, cause i want that whole guido style
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Guidos are gay. They're little wanna be pretty boy Gotti boys. The Gotti boys are a bunch of spoiled brats, they wouldn't be anywhere without their father.

"Mah my bling only got nineteen diamonds!!! You said twenty!"
"Mah Johnnys necklace was $75,000 mine was only sixty!"
 
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If thats the haircut with the sides and everything spiked and the triangle sideburs, don't even fu(king bother because odds are you can't pull it off and you'll just look like a follower
 
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Go to the store, buy something called pomade, doesn't matter what kind. It's a grease/wax substance. Slather it on, runa comb through it, and commence looking like a tool..

I'm Italian and rockabilly, I can pull it off.
 
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