"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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guide to hot girls (by a hot girl)

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SmoothTalker

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Lol, I like how she tries to bash 'pseudo-hot' girls. My guess is she's bitter because guys are hitting on them instead of her.

Well, maybe those girls are just a 'bit' more down to Earth?
 

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I'm wondering something. This girl is a real comedian. Check out her commentary on the Sptizer affair:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9uMRBfii60&feature=user

In short, she's a witty and funny. When a girl has looks + considerable wit, and you're a guy who can appreciate a good joke but isn't capable of making one, do you have any hopes with such a girl?
 
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