She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What a lame post. Really, is that all you could come up with?Originally posted by Soshyopathe
Don't listen to these short mother F'ers. If you want to be tall, make sure to GET YOUR SLEEP! Go to bed early and sleep as much as your body wants. Eat as much as your body wants and more. Binge. And excersize intensely.
Originally posted by Soshyopathe
Don't listen to these short mother F'ers. If you want to be tall, make sure to GET YOUR SLEEP! Go to bed early and sleep as much as your body wants. Eat as much as your body wants and more. Binge. And excersize intensely.
Eating and sleeping a lot will make you tall and fat. So you excersize to keep off the fat, jackhole.Originally posted by DIESEL
That's just going to make you FAT, not TALL.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
it's still not going to make you tall, you momo.Originally posted by Soshyopathe
Eating and sleeping a lot will make you tall and fat. So you excersize to keep off the fat, jackhole.
they just don't want to face the reality that there really isn't anything they can do.Originally posted by Omen
I'm not sure where some of these people come up with that stuff on getting taller, but it really is funny. If they only knew the real truth on growing.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
damn straightthey just don't want to face the reality that there really isn't anything they can do.