"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Grow some BALLS!!!!!!!

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U guys r a load of ponces + u need to grow a pair of balls. Stop whining + crying every time a biatch givs u a hard time + dump her ass + go in the field + pick up some more totty. U dont need slags who mess u around if you are a real man!

U need to stop been so scared to approach + stop going on "well dat girl is hot but I dont kno what to say or how do I do ****y funny or tell jokes or act cool blah blah" Fockin hell u all r like a bunch of girls fussing about what shoes to wear and putting on make up!

Grow a pair of bollocks! If u like a chick go over and talk to her about anythin U like! If u cant do that go get a knife and cut yo balls off and give em to the woman u like cos thats what u are doing when u act like a ponce!

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Good advice, not sure this clown is qualified to give it out tho!! :D
 
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DrBeard said:
U guys r a load of ponces + u need to grow a pair of balls. Stop whining + crying every time a biatch givs u a hard time + dump her ass + go in the field + pick up some more totty. U dont need slags who mess u around if you are a real man!

U need to stop been so scared to approach + stop going on "well dat girl is hot but I dont kno what to say or how do I do ****y funny or tell jokes or act cool blah blah" Fockin hell u all r like a bunch of girls fussing about what shoes to wear and putting on make up!

Grow a pair of bollocks! If u like a chick go over and talk to her about anythin U like! If u cant do that go get a knife and cut yo balls off and give em to the woman u like cos thats what u are doing when u act like a ponce!

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Em...I don't mean to be a jerk or anything. I'm just here to give constructive criticism. I think it might be a good idea to change your pictures on your myspace website. They don't reflect highly of you. However, I like the advice you give though. It's very motivational.
 
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LOLOL Yeah that guy looks like some sort of pale demonic figure that you'd see on an exorcism show......

Oh yeah and congratulations on giving the most obvious advice there is in the dating game......

This thread, much like DrBeard, sucks. :down:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nice pics, lmao. No way in hell you've ever slept with a woman.
 
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nice pics, lmao. No way in hell you've ever slept with a woman.
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damn y are you looking at the guy like that??? r u gay??? lolz...regardless of myspace looks he's right..lot of guys are always *****N on here . iwas one of them...but im too busy working out n talking to girls now so :p

and for those who want to criticize him i bet are the very trolls who were insulted and won't get out of there chair to see talk to someone of the opposite sex
 
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please please dont take this guy seriously, he's the one thing worse than a boy racer...a wannabe boy racer.

I'm not sure what the American equivelant is but possibly a "wanksta" (wannabe gangster, right?)

I can pretty much guarantee that he doesn't do what (or who) he says he does
 
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Pook is nothing compared to you. You are the salvation of mankind. The "ponces" don't let me add more reputation to you. Can someone upload his myspace pics?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It's important to not pysche your self out if you plan on approaching. I can some here and read many great articles and think I'll be ladies man in no time, but in the end I always seem to have some underlying fear of approaching.

I always think: why would she want to talk to me, I'll look weird, what's there to talk about, the conversation would die too quickly and I'll look like an idiot. Stuff like that, eventually stopping me in my tracks. If your just force yourself without thinking you'll put your balls to good use.
 
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Sticky!
 
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL........

that's hilarious dukenukem......
 
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DrBeard - all thes years I imagined you with having a beard - so I look at your profile and you don't have a beard! !! What's up with that???
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hmm drbeard ,isent that the guy who wanted to play a tiger and hunter with his girl , ? wanted adivce how to make the girl keen on playing roleplay games like tiger or tigress and hunter , and wanted to make here wear a tiger suit or sumthing... o_O
 
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