Grocery Store Pickups

[thickandcreamy]

I've been reading the DJ Bootcamp and finally decided to try to start up some conversations with women. I tried out pickups in the grocery stores since there are lots of women there shopping during lunch breaks. I had two conversations last week.

First woman.
I see a good looking petite blonde lady. I want to grab some chocolate milk. I ask her which kind of milk she likes: chocolate or white. She starts to blush, talking fast. She says: "some girls like their milk thin, but some girls like it thick and creamy!" I was wtf? I just walk off at that point. I was pretty embarrassed. I see her again a few minutes later, and she seems embarrassed to see me.

Second woman.
I start shopping for some strawberries. I see some chick giving me the eye. I ask her which brands of strawberries she likes. She says blah blah blah: "it depends on how juicy you like them..."

It seems like these chicks are trying to play mind games on me or maybe they really are sexually interested? I can't tell. Just thought I'd share these stories with you!

T 'n C

 

[Unregistered]

I saw this attractive older lady in the Produce section of the supermarket, so I approached with a great line: "Mine's bigger than that" (she was holding a cucumber in her hand).

Here's how it went down:

Her: "Excuse me?"
Me: (pointing) "My cucumber....is bigger."
Her: Coyly smiling

Anyway, I invited her to a toga party that my fraternity was having that night. Then I found out that she was married to the Dean of my college!! The same Dean that put my fraternity on probation! So I played it off cool and said maybe some other time.

Well, she ended up showing up around midnight. I got her upstairs...well, you can imagine the rest.

 

[thickandcreamy]

So are you saying that if a chick uses a double entendre with ME, she is giving me an indirect sex invitation? These girls dropped these lines on me within a couple of minutes btw...

I saw this attractive older lady in the Produce section of the supermarket, so I approached with a great line: "Mine's bigger than that" (she was holding a cucumber in her hand).

Here's how it went down:

Her: "Excuse me?"
Me: (pointing) "My cucumber....is bigger."
Her: Coyly smiling

Anyway, I invited her to a toga party that my fraternity was having that night. Then I found out that she was married to the Dean of my college!! The same Dean that put my fraternity on probation! So I played it off cool and said maybe some other time.

Well, she ended up showing up around midnight. I got her upstairs...well, you can imagine the rest.

 

[blinkwatt]

Don't think too much into,just continue talking and # close. You can do it,you have no problem approaching,the hard part is over with.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...It seems like these chicks are trying to play mind games on me or maybe they really are sexually interested? I can't tell. Just thought I'd share these stories with you!

Play with them, it's called flirting...

 

[Fash]

Here is how the first one should have carried on...

Her: some girls like their milk thin, but some girls like it thick and creamy!
You: well how do YOU like it?
Her: I like it bla bla
You: nice... i like it bla bla... We should have coffee sometime. You can tell me all about how you like your coffee. but first, you can start by giving me your number...

And the second set... pretty much the same!

Don't be afraid! openning is the hardest part, once you are in there and they are clearly flirting with you, it is like taking candy from a baby.

 

[NotoriousARAB]

Anyway, I invited her to a toga party that my fraternity was having that night. Then I found out that she was married to the Dean of my college!! The same Dean that put my fraternity on probation! So I played it off cool and said maybe some other time.

Well, she ended up showing up around midnight. I got her upstairs...well, you can imagine the rest.

lol Animal House?

Anyways like Blinkwatt said you seem to already be over the toughest part(IMO) and that is approaching. Now just keep going with the conversation. Best of luck to you.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

LOL at the username of the threadstarter :crackup: