Returned home from work today and my brother wanted a ride to the store, so I obliged and went inside with him while he got some frozen items and stuff.
We both couldn't help but notice an Asian stunner HB 8 stroll in. Very good looking for this part of town we are in.
I was like, I know u see that. He was like well, if you don't talk to her, screw it, I will.
I wasn't going to talk to this chick out of laziness at first although I really wanted to, but the mere notion if my bro getting her number and laying her simply because I was too unmotivated or lazy really struck a nerve.
So I was like nah I'll hit her up and see what's going on.
Was more convenient for me anyways because he had an armful of groceries.
As I began to approach her, I felt that old tinge of initial anxiety and doubt...negative thoughts like, oh, she's too hot to be picked up right here in a freakin grocery store. So many people going to be eyeballing and listening to us.
I've done thus sort of thing thousands and thousands of times and the first time after even just a few days of not doing it always brings back those old familiar feelings of anxiety and doubt.
So I was like ok thus is silly, just approach her in a relaxed wsy like I would a customer I was trying to sell something to.
So I strolled up next to her in the meat section and was like:
Excuse me, I'm in need of some assistance... You work here right?
At first she looked half scared and half amused....no, she said...I'm just shopping..
Me: ok, a professional shopper, ive heard about you guys...nice, drop some knowledge on me about the meat specials here, I'm making something special for my sister tonight.
She laughed and said something... BlaH bkah blah...what are u making..
I then made up some dish and transitioned into where she was staying at and her original ethinicity and we had a good convo about parts of China and how she was half Chinese/Japanese and it was going so good, I was like screw it...time to go for some kino..
Told her what's up with that hand of yours (closest one to me) she was like...what do u mean...I said uh oh, this could be bad...really bad...she was perplexed and was like what????
I grabbed her hand slowly started doing the old cheasy palm reading routine and she was eating it up.
I then progressed it into holding her hand and swinging it side by side leading her down the meat isle in front of weirded out strangers like we were a couple.
Ended it when.my bro showed up around the corner and but managed to get a date set up for Saturday night with her.
Got her number as well ofcourse, going to try and text her to change the date to my place for done home cooking and wine instead of at a bar.
This isnt any kind of great feat or anything, but just a simple reminder that I often forget, is if you see a hot girl/woman and would like to bang her always approach if you have the time to do so.
Those initial feelings of doubt and negativity with the first chick you approach each day are nothing to let stand in your way.
We both couldn't help but notice an Asian stunner HB 8 stroll in. Very good looking for this part of town we are in.
I was like, I know u see that. He was like well, if you don't talk to her, screw it, I will.
I wasn't going to talk to this chick out of laziness at first although I really wanted to, but the mere notion if my bro getting her number and laying her simply because I was too unmotivated or lazy really struck a nerve.
So I was like nah I'll hit her up and see what's going on.
Was more convenient for me anyways because he had an armful of groceries.
As I began to approach her, I felt that old tinge of initial anxiety and doubt...negative thoughts like, oh, she's too hot to be picked up right here in a freakin grocery store. So many people going to be eyeballing and listening to us.
I've done thus sort of thing thousands and thousands of times and the first time after even just a few days of not doing it always brings back those old familiar feelings of anxiety and doubt.
So I was like ok thus is silly, just approach her in a relaxed wsy like I would a customer I was trying to sell something to.
So I strolled up next to her in the meat section and was like:
Excuse me, I'm in need of some assistance... You work here right?
At first she looked half scared and half amused....no, she said...I'm just shopping..
Me: ok, a professional shopper, ive heard about you guys...nice, drop some knowledge on me about the meat specials here, I'm making something special for my sister tonight.
She laughed and said something... BlaH bkah blah...what are u making..
I then made up some dish and transitioned into where she was staying at and her original ethinicity and we had a good convo about parts of China and how she was half Chinese/Japanese and it was going so good, I was like screw it...time to go for some kino..
Told her what's up with that hand of yours (closest one to me) she was like...what do u mean...I said uh oh, this could be bad...really bad...she was perplexed and was like what????
I grabbed her hand slowly started doing the old cheasy palm reading routine and she was eating it up.
I then progressed it into holding her hand and swinging it side by side leading her down the meat isle in front of weirded out strangers like we were a couple.
Ended it when.my bro showed up around the corner and but managed to get a date set up for Saturday night with her.
Got her number as well ofcourse, going to try and text her to change the date to my place for done home cooking and wine instead of at a bar.
This isnt any kind of great feat or anything, but just a simple reminder that I often forget, is if you see a hot girl/woman and would like to bang her always approach if you have the time to do so.
Those initial feelings of doubt and negativity with the first chick you approach each day are nothing to let stand in your way.
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" and if they don't find that funny I just walk away lol.