"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wutermelon

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I was wondering how many of you guys get a boner when grinding on chicks. In my cases I've always popped one (unless I was plastered) and it usually ends up becoming an even more intense grinding session which leads into great things. :)

However, I've heard my friends tell me that almost never get a woody when dancing with chicks. So this has peaked my curiosity...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wutermelon

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It's more of a poll/survey, I guess. I was just curious after hearing my buddies talking about it.
 

Kenny Powers

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yeah grinding with a random girl doesn't really do it for me anymore, unless she's dancin like shakira i usually dont get hard. That being said if I know the girl and think we may be hookin up later then I will usually get stiff.

I kinda wish i did though cause i feel like girls dont get turned on dancing with you unless your hard. I dont really believe in picking up girls on the dance floor anyway though
 
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