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Well I broke down and did it. I bought a grill last night. Can't wait to see how this turns out.:crackup:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
blackpimpxwali
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yo i bought a grillz as well,it was couple weeks ago,and it looks tight,but lol why is a whiteguy like u getting a grill u ain't black.
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why not man? ha guess jst to see wat happens more than ne thing.
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Another casualty of the "AFC Agenda".
( . )( . ) : chevypimpen do you copy?, over.
chevypimpen : ........*static*..........
( . )( . ) : NooOOOOoOOOO !!, he was just a kid.
( . )( . ) : chevypimpen do you copy?, over.
chevypimpen : ........*static*..........
( . )( . ) : NooOOOOoOOOO !!, he was just a kid.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
dannowillbookem
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haha i wouldnt blow money on one but a guy i know got two fangs and girls think its a scream. hes a white guy too. i wouldnt go for like gold with diamonds and ****, just like silver or gold something simple to say you have one is better.
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Ok so check this...
Went to pickup my grill (white gold with fangs) Before I make it to the doors to leave I'm stopped by two hollisters girls standing out the store handing out advertisements. Long story short one number from one tight ass. Ne way jst thought I'd update. Have to post a pic real bad ass. oo and ( . )( . ):
don't break your neck trying to go get one I'd hate to see you get sucked up in the AFC agenda
chevypimpen: You Copy Don Juan formerly known as ( . )( . )
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Chevypimpen: Damn guys we just burned another one
madseason- it's a toothbrush a tru don juan's wet dream try it.
Went to pickup my grill (white gold with fangs) Before I make it to the doors to leave I'm stopped by two hollisters girls standing out the store handing out advertisements. Long story short one number from one tight ass. Ne way jst thought I'd update. Have to post a pic real bad ass. oo and ( . )( . ):
don't break your neck trying to go get one I'd hate to see you get sucked up in the AFC agenda
chevypimpen: You Copy Don Juan formerly known as ( . )( . )
( . )( . ): ......
Chevypimpen: Damn guys we just burned another one
madseason- it's a toothbrush a tru don juan's wet dream try it.
paul wall aint black. he sucks at rappin but why do u hate white people? u hate, u get hated onblackpimpxwali said:yo i bought a grillz as well,it was couple weeks ago,and it looks tight,but lol why is a whiteguy like u getting a grill u ain't black.
btw, im not white
That was a fvcking retarded comebackchevypimpen said:oo and ( . )( . ):
don't break your neck trying to go get one I'd hate to see you get sucked up in the AFC agenda
chevypimpen: You Copy Don Juan formerly known as ( . )( . )
( . )( . ): ......
Chevypimpen: Damn guys we just burned another one
"I am me": Anyone who wears a grill needs to be hated on, i dont give a fvck if they're white or black.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
chevypimpen
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thnx i am me
soupar man sounds like somebody defintetly woke up with a **** in there ass this morning. take a deep breath... i mean hear you wear panties... and hell there aint one person on here thats goin to give you hell about it. whether your black or white
soupar man sounds like somebody defintetly woke up with a **** in there ass this morning. take a deep breath... i mean hear you wear panties... and hell there aint one person on here thats goin to give you hell about it. whether your black or white
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and i did mention i got a number with it rite?
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sure why dont u and soupar post a pic of one chick you've been with in the past 6 months... we all could use a good laugh too
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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