"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Greetings and Salutations

Dr_M

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Hello everyone,

My name is Dr. M and I'm a fairly good looking man in my mid 20's, finishing up my doctoral degree.

I stumbled upon this site last week and found intriguing - wonderfully informative. I was even more surprised to find this forum, so I'd thought I'd join up and say hi. :)

Years ago I was a tiny, small bodied geek - cute to some girls but not to most; and my experiences with women were few and far between. Nowadays I have more female friends than male - I go out on dates several times per month, and I'm proud to say that I'm not that basement white paled nerd that I was in high school. Since women are probably my most favourite subject in the world to talk about.. well that's why I am here! :)

I intend to share my advice, experience and suggestions with everyone here on this forum - however I am not some self-decreed all-knowing expert when it comes to social interactions with the opposite sex. I hope to also heed some advice in the days to come as much as I would give it.

Hello once again and I hope to become as active of a member as some of you are!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lost In Translation

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Bugs Bunny : " is there a doctor in the house ? "

Doctor M : " I'm a doctor "

Bugs Bunny : " ehhh.... whats up doc ? "


welcome to sosuave :)


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mr Phd...welcome -- may you impart your doctorate wisdom upon our hapless souls!!

I have my Phd in "Ho-ology" - that is the study of hos!!! What is your concentration besides women?
 

CLOONEY

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Mr Phd...welcome -- may you impart your doctorate wisdom upon our hapless souls!!

I have my Phd in "Ho-ology" - that is the study of hos!!! What is your concentration besides women?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
 

CLOONEY

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Oh and welcome to the boards!

Once you read some of PRLs posts, you will understand why it is so funny!
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Out of curiosity, what is your doctorate in?
 
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