Yeah, Bo0bdude cracks me up. He's usually bone-crushingly right too.
The only problem with Karma's stool/noose solution is that these guys are sooo AFC that once they've kicked the stool out they'd flail around gasping: "I'd do anything to get that stool back, that stool was the one, I really screwed up and now that stool left me, what should I dooo???" Then they'd get online and post "My stool left me, HELP!" and argue that they did nothing wrong by putting the noose around their neck and kicking the stool. "I mean, the stool is right there guys - I can SEE it. C'mon, there's gotta be a way, please help me."
Well there's that, and they wouldn't know how to tie a noose.
"Ex-girlfriend won't help me tie a noose, don't know what to do."
"Come on guys, my ex-gf of 6 months said she was busy when I called her to help me tie a noose. I saw her husbands car out front, should I call him? Maybe he can help. Any ideas?"
"Do a search, read the bible."
"No really guys, I've tied some knots in the past - heck, I have I tie on right now. I just really need this one knot tied. This last one will be all I ever need."
"http://www.howtotieanoose.com" <== there's your help.
"Thanks for the replies. I think I'm just going to hang myself from my tie anyway. Cheers."