Great Way To Break People Up

[Pimply_Pimp]

Some of you may call me an a.ssh.ole for doing this, but it works.

There is this girl that I work with and she has a boyfriend. We never hooked up but I decided to stir up the pot one day and try to break them up.

One day while she was off, she came in with her boyfriend to get her paycheck. When she walked in with her boyfriend I said out loud, "Holy s.h.it! Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend?! I swear to God bro I wouldn't have f.u.c.ked her if I knew she had a boyfriend. She was just all over me and came onto me. I didn't have to do ANY work bro. I would NEVER do that to someone. I feel sorry for you dude. You gotta drop this filthy girl."

The BF shouted "WTF!" so loud and the girl was like "Baby WTF he's lying. I never touched him. He never hit on me."

Then I butted in and said "YEAH BECAUSE YOU HIT ON ME! How could you lie to your boyfriend? What a horrible person you are."

The BF was turning red with anger and I could tell he wanted to punch me but again I said, "Dude, she NEVER said a word about you. I guess that shows her true feelings toward you, huh?" The BF then called her a b.it.ch to her face and told her to find her own ride home.

You may be asking yourself, "Why did you do that? There is no possible way she would EVER hook up with you now because of how big of a d.i.ck you are." Well, I didn't do it for that reason.

I did it because her BF is a loser and I'm sick of seeing girls waste their time with losers. I honestly don't know what goes through their heads dating such wimpy ugly idiots.

I've done this a few times. In all times I've gotten away with it without getting beat up because I always say to the BF, "Bro, your girl is worthless. I'm only trying to help you. Why would you want to be with a cheater? Would you rather I didn't say anything and you find out on your own years from now?"

What do you guys think?

 

[blueline]

that's ****ing terrible form.

 

[itishe]

so you were a douche, pissed off two people, and didnt get laid by the girl who is now mad at you. Sound correct?

 

[PapiChulo]

a piece of me just died inside.


I would not buy that even for a second. They are not every smart.

 

[Tesl]

This sounds a lot like trolling to me. I don't believe you. Either that or you are about the lowest form of human there is.

Besides, if I really wanted to break two people up there are probably better ways of going about it. But why would I even want to? It makes no sense.

 

[cordoncordon]

Assuming for a second that this is true....You're an azzhole, a class A azzhole.

So lets say the guy gets super pissed off and beats her up and goes to jail for domestic violence. Or lets say he gets pissed off at you and comes to your work with a gun and blows your brains out. Or lets say the bf is so distraught he kills his gf and then kills himself.

How would you feel then? Still so smug?

You are such a typical punk kid and a sign of what is wrong with the world today.

And oh yeah, you didn't get laid either. Azz.

 

[horaholic]

That sounds like something a woman would do.

 

[semperfkemall]

this is just a troll post

 

[Bluntmaster]

The thread title should be changed to "Great way to get your a$$ kicked"

The guy would have to be incredibly dumb to fall for this.

 

[mustfirstregister]

troll and you are not a pua

 

[Pimply_Pimp]

so you were a douche,

Correct.

pissed off two people,

Correct.

and didnt get laid by the girl who is now mad at you.

Correct.

Sound correct?

Hardly. I'm not trying to get with her. Not even interested in her. Just felt like stirring the pot.

You guys need to lighten up. We only live once. It's not like they were gonna get married some day.

 

[Pimply_Pimp]

troll and you are not a pua

You know what they say about assumptions. :rock:

 

[Pimply_Pimp]

The thread title should be changed to "Great way to get your a$$ kicked"

The guy would have to be incredibly dumb to fall for this.

That he is. That is why he fell for it - because he's dumb.

 

[Pimply_Pimp]

That sounds like something a woman would do.

Women do that out of jealousy. :cheer:

 

[Pimply_Pimp]

Assuming for a second that this is true....You're an azzhole, a class A azzhole.

So lets say the guy gets super pissed off and beats her up and goes to jail for domestic violence. Or lets say he gets pissed off at you and comes to your work with a gun and blows your brains out. Or lets say the bf is so distraught he kills his gf and then kills himself.

How would you feel then? Still so smug?

You are such a typical punk kid and a sign of what is wrong with the world today.

And oh yeah, you didn't get laid either. Azz.

You make some good points. I hadn't given much credence to the fact that she could get beaten up or I could get killed by a deranged psycho BF with oneitis.

 

[Pimply_Pimp]

that's ****ing terrible form.

If I wanted the girl then yes, this would be extremely terrible form and in bad taste as well.

But since I don't care about this girl, form goes right out the window and into space.

 

[Pimply_Pimp]

This sounds a lot like trolling to me. I don't believe you. Either that or you are about the lowest form of human there is.

Besides, if I really wanted to break two people up there are probably better ways of going about it. But why would I even want to? It makes no sense.

It's fun once in a while. Sometimes, it doesn't work and I tell them they passed the test.

I am such a great PUA, even the straight guys want to grab my junk. That's how great my game and aura flow naturally from me.

 

[theunflushables]

Dude, I'm not going to call you assh0le or scum, because I think we got that pretty much well covered.

However, I will say karma is a motherfvcker and if you keep doing sh1t like this, it WILL come back to bite you in the ass one day.

And you do know this girl who's relationship you just fvcked will be out to get you right? I already see one way she could get you fired. You better hope she is not smart enough to figure it out or you'll be in the unemployment line. Oh wait, thats right you can't collect unemployment if you get fired for misconduct. Shiiiiiit!

 

[Pimply_Pimp]

Dude, I'm not going to call you assh0le or scum, because I think we got that pretty much well covered.

However, I will say karma is a motherfvcker and if you keep doing sh1t like this, it WILL come back to bite you in the ass one day.

And you do know this girl who's relationship you just fvcked will be out to get you right? I already see one way she could get you fired. You better hope she is not smart enough to figure it out or you'll be in the unemployment line. Oh wait, thats right you can't collect unemployment if you get fired for misconduct. Shiiiiiit!

Your first problem is believing in karma. There is no such thing as karma. The universe is not sentient.

As you grow and continue to live life, you will notice good and bad things happen to people at random regardless of their attitude or beliefs. :yes:

 

[theunflushables]

Your first problem is believing in karma. There is no such thing as karma. The universe is not sentient.

As you grow and continue to live life, you will notice good and bad things happen to people at random regardless of their attitude or beliefs. :yes:

Not karma in the Buddhist sense, but karma in the sense of you fvck with the wrong person they will make sure to take you down.

I've gotten people fired for lesser reasons.

Moral of the story: Be careful who you cross.