great quotes

[wavejams007]

the yearbook committee at my school is gathering all senior qoutes and Ineed some. I don't know how all HSs work, but each senior at my school is allowed to publish 120 words worth of quotes and their attributions(who said them) and Ihave about 40 words. Does anyone here have any suggestions? PLease include who said it if possible. Much thanks in advance!

 

[Bible_Belt]

http://dmoz.org/Reference/Quotations/

http://www.google.com/Top/Reference/Quotations/

 

[Bonhomme]

My fave is: "It's not what people don't know that worries me: it's what they do know that just ain't true." Variously attributed to Will Rogers or Mark Twain.

 

[habdragon08]

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

jack handey quotes rule

 

[American_Psycho]

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."

-Mike Tyson

 

[Taviii]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page