Great great song!

[SoylentGreen]

Haha. Actually this song sucks. I heard it while taking a dump so I couldn't get up to change the station...but check out these lyrics:


If I Were A Boy

If I were a boy even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted
And go drink beer with the guys

And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was sleeping alone

I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to come home, to come home

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you're just a boy
You don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a better man

You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you're just a boy

....poor, poor, rich, famous Beyonce. She would be a better man than any of us, apparently.

 

[Zaraza]

LOL this song and the one that screams "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it" are soo dumb.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Soylent Green,
Yes but for subtle poignancy give me "Don't sell Daddy any more Whiskey".

 

[Da Realist]

Whenever I hear this song, it reminds me of something one of my uncles told me growing up. When a woman wishes she was a boy, watch your butt.