"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Grease my butt, please!!"

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THread by chocolate milk factory! LOL awesome troll name to match thread. OP surely delivered on this one.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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THread by chocolate milk factory! LOL awesome troll name to match thread. OP surely delivered on this one.
 

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Yes, my thoughts exactly. But I've fed a few trolls in my day, so I don't fault anyone for getting suckered in. He certainly utilized some subtlety that got him below the radar, didn't he? Well played.

But now he's in my sites, and I just might stop the flow of chocolate milk one of these days. ;)
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Yes, my thoughts exactly. But I've fed a few trolls in my day, so I don't fault anyone for getting suckered in. He certainly utilized some subtlety that got him below the radar, didn't he? Well played.

But now he's in my sites, and I just might stop the flow of chocolate milk one of these days. ;)
All I could think of was e coli. :D
 

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I think a gently coffee enema might be in order as a warning.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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