"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Graduation Gift HELP!!!! URGENT!!

Potbelly

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hey guys. My friend has a graduation party at a hotel in about 2 days. I NEED ADVICE ON WHAT TO GET HIM!!!

ok basically he likes Hockey. I dunno how long he's been playing, but he likes it. He also like girls lol. Any girls he likes as long as they are hot. Anyways, any advice on what I should get him? Maybe a book about college life and stuff?

NOTE*****this is a college graduation party btw

THANKS!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hugs are always free. I would have liked one when I graduated.
 

Tomatoes

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A bottle of bubbly
 

Yuriy777

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-A pat on the back
-A case of beer
-Champagne
-Vodka or tequila
-Something autographed by his favorite hockey team
-Sports car
-W/e


Any of the above seem fine to me. I wouldn't go to crazy trying to find a friend a graduation present unless maybe it was my best friend or something.
 
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