CribMaster345
Don Juan
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do girls like the guys who get straight as or straight fs? or cs?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Grades
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
My GPA is always between 2.6 - 2.9
My cumulative is 2.91. I usually get an A, 3 Bs and 3 Cs.
My dad kicks my ass for it. He hates it.
My cumulative is 2.91. I usually get an A, 3 Bs and 3 Cs.
My dad kicks my ass for it. He hates it.
hahahaha.
Hey um Crib, are you so insecure that you are actually asking this question? the correct question to yourself should be "Would I like it if I got As or Fs?"
Even if you're not capable of that and are still thinking with your member ask yourself :"Would they prefer me with straight As or Fs?"
The difference between success and failure. I wonder.
DJ Alejandro
Senior Don Juan
people who have a least a few As usually are great conversationlists. its ironic tho how the c00ler guys get Fs all the time. haha [wh00ps!]
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
NEWBIE101
Senior Don Juan
You have to be ****ting me buddy.
Who gives a flying **** if a certain girl doesn't like you since you get straight A's. School comes before girls. Without school you have no future. It's about what's best for you as a person, not what some HB 10 thinks.
Who gives a flying **** if a certain girl doesn't like you since you get straight A's. School comes before girls. Without school you have no future. It's about what's best for you as a person, not what some HB 10 thinks.
Need-2-B-Pimpin
Senior Don Juan
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Don't base your grades on what chicks like, that's pathetic. Do as well as you can.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
....if you''ve read all this guy's other posts you know he ain't acting stupid.
And if he is, you know he doesn't have to try very hard. Go for the F's man. They'll dig you like a dog digs for a bone.
And if he is, you know he doesn't have to try very hard. Go for the F's man. They'll dig you like a dog digs for a bone.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Superman X
Banned
Dead on. One time I got a girl to cream her pants just by showing her a "32" I got on my Calc exam.
-Dan
Wonderbread166
Senior Don Juan
lmao theres your answer Crib Master
