"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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AC/DC

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My GPA is always between 2.6 - 2.9

My cumulative is 2.91. I usually get an A, 3 Bs and 3 Cs.

My dad kicks my ass for it. He hates it.
 

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Originally posted by AC/DC
My dad kicks my ass for it. He hates it.
hahahaha.

Hey um Crib, are you so insecure that you are actually asking this question? the correct question to yourself should be "Would I like it if I got As or Fs?"

Even if you're not capable of that and are still thinking with your member ask yourself :"Would they prefer me with straight As or Fs?"

The difference between success and failure. I wonder.
 

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Let's all fail out of high school! Then the ***** will come rolling in.
 

DJ Alejandro

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people who have a least a few As usually are great conversationlists. its ironic tho how the c00ler guys get Fs all the time. haha [wh00ps!]
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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blienk

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One of the few posts that has ever made me actually laugh out loud....
 

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You have to be ****ting me buddy.

Who gives a flying **** if a certain girl doesn't like you since you get straight A's. School comes before girls. Without school you have no future. It's about what's best for you as a person, not what some HB 10 thinks.
 

Need-2-B-Pimpin

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Don't base your grades on what chicks like, that's pathetic. Do as well as you can.
 

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I cant believe all this HORRIBLE advice!



EVERYONE knows that you get ALL the girls by having the GPA of exactly 2.32 ;) :p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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....if you''ve read all this guy's other posts you know he ain't acting stupid.

And if he is, you know he doesn't have to try very hard. Go for the F's man. They'll dig you like a dog digs for a bone.
Dead on. One time I got a girl to cream her pants just by showing her a "32" I got on my Calc exam.

-Dan
 

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Originally posted by Porky
Let's all fail out of high school! Then the ***** will come rolling in.
lmao theres your answer Crib Master;)
 
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