"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Gotta love random movie quotes!

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To me,I love quoting movies.Its not something I do often,but when the right time comes,its genius.It works EVEN BETTER when the girl knows what movie your talking about and is a fan of movies (im big into movies haha)

Randomly while talking to my friend on the phone,I said

"Well you know what Melissa?"
"What"
"IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION" (ANCHORMAN)
"*laughter* haha "


Now ever since we just randomly throw it into conversations and its become such an awsome inside joke.Then she asks me after to tell her a secret that nobody else knows about me (haha im not givin in) and then I said "Pssst.Ms.Lippy's car,.....is green"(BILLY MADISON). This worked out genius because we had talked about how Billy Madison was such a hilarious movie.

Plus quoting movies works well even when your with the boys.If saying random stuff is not your style,fair enough,but Ive found it to be hilarious.

Also I dont want you guys to get an impression that this is/should be done all the time.Its merely a useful tool to use.If there was an awkward silence,using the anchorman quote above would be hilarious!very random but still

Anyone else with me on this:rolleyes:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Doesn't necessarily have to be a movie, can be anything that just the two of you know.

I used a picture with one girl, she did something clumsy and tried to make herself look all sad. So i showed her hte wallpaper on my phone and ever since we've joked around about that.

I'm betting some of you have seen this
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/cute-kitten-asking-hug.jpg
 
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619joe said:
To me,I love quoting movies.Its not something I do often,but when the right time comes,its genius.It works EVEN BETTER when the girl knows what movie your talking about and is a fan of movies (im big into movies haha)

Randomly while talking to my friend on the phone,I said

"Well you know what Melissa?"
"What"
"IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION" (ANCHORMAN)
"*laughter* haha "


Now ever since we just randomly throw it into conversations and its become such an awsome inside joke.Then she asks me after to tell her a secret that nobody else knows about me (haha im not givin in) and then I said "Pssst.Ms.Lippy's car,.....is green"(BILLY MADISON). This worked out genius because we had talked about how Billy Madison was such a hilarious movie.

Plus quoting movies works well even when your with the boys.If saying random stuff is not your style,fair enough,but Ive found it to be hilarious.

Also I dont want you guys to get an impression that this is/should be done all the time.Its merely a useful tool to use.If there was an awkward silence,using the anchorman quote above would be hilarious!very random but still

Anyone else with me on this:rolleyes:
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You should be out Bird-dogging chicks and banging ******.
 
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I love making Superbad quotes. One because almost everyone I know has watched the movie, two, it has a lot of catchphrases. My favourite ones are:

"You certainly are!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmYGS4GUYaY&feature=related starts at 1:04

"Yeah fosho, fosho, I'm getting that fosho!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_qk_Ed2clI&feature=related

"She wants to fvck me, she wants my d1ck, in and around her mouth."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQOuK3Gv3jY&feature=related

"Cvmming, oh like, cvmming cvmming!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvJCskC5WeI

"Fvck me right?!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-HW6OJUs8&feature=related its at 3:28
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Man I almost forgot about Superbad quotes they are so awesome haha
 
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