"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Gotta love random movie quotes!

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To me,I love quoting movies.Its not something I do often,but when the right time comes,its genius.It works EVEN BETTER when the girl knows what movie your talking about and is a fan of movies (im big into movies haha)

Randomly while talking to my friend on the phone,I said

"Well you know what Melissa?"
"What"
"IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION" (ANCHORMAN)
"*laughter* haha "


Now ever since we just randomly throw it into conversations and its become such an awsome inside joke.Then she asks me after to tell her a secret that nobody else knows about me (haha im not givin in) and then I said "Pssst.Ms.Lippy's car,.....is green"(BILLY MADISON). This worked out genius because we had talked about how Billy Madison was such a hilarious movie.

Plus quoting movies works well even when your with the boys.If saying random stuff is not your style,fair enough,but Ive found it to be hilarious.

Also I dont want you guys to get an impression that this is/should be done all the time.Its merely a useful tool to use.If there was an awkward silence,using the anchorman quote above would be hilarious!very random but still

Anyone else with me on this:rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Doesn't necessarily have to be a movie, can be anything that just the two of you know.

I used a picture with one girl, she did something clumsy and tried to make herself look all sad. So i showed her hte wallpaper on my phone and ever since we've joked around about that.

I'm betting some of you have seen this
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/cute-kitten-asking-hug.jpg
 
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619joe said:
To me,I love quoting movies.Its not something I do often,but when the right time comes,its genius.It works EVEN BETTER when the girl knows what movie your talking about and is a fan of movies (im big into movies haha)

Randomly while talking to my friend on the phone,I said

"Well you know what Melissa?"
"What"
"IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION" (ANCHORMAN)
"*laughter* haha "


Now ever since we just randomly throw it into conversations and its become such an awsome inside joke.Then she asks me after to tell her a secret that nobody else knows about me (haha im not givin in) and then I said "Pssst.Ms.Lippy's car,.....is green"(BILLY MADISON). This worked out genius because we had talked about how Billy Madison was such a hilarious movie.

Plus quoting movies works well even when your with the boys.If saying random stuff is not your style,fair enough,but Ive found it to be hilarious.

Also I dont want you guys to get an impression that this is/should be done all the time.Its merely a useful tool to use.If there was an awkward silence,using the anchorman quote above would be hilarious!very random but still

Anyone else with me on this:rolleyes:
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You should be out Bird-dogging chicks and banging ******.
 
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I love making Superbad quotes. One because almost everyone I know has watched the movie, two, it has a lot of catchphrases. My favourite ones are:

"You certainly are!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmYGS4GUYaY&feature=related starts at 1:04

"Yeah fosho, fosho, I'm getting that fosho!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_qk_Ed2clI&feature=related

"She wants to fvck me, she wants my d1ck, in and around her mouth."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQOuK3Gv3jY&feature=related

"Cvmming, oh like, cvmming cvmming!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvJCskC5WeI

"Fvck me right?!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-HW6OJUs8&feature=related its at 3:28
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Man I almost forgot about Superbad quotes they are so awesome haha
 
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