"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Goths and emo kids are stupid.

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Any girl that draws blood or causes pain while having sex, is going straight out my 5-storey window!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I can't stand guys that are emo. Period. In my school there are quite a few of them but there is one that really gets on my nerves. I call him "emo boy" just because I don't really want to have to find out his real name. He looks like he shops at a goodwill, except everything he owns is black. He carries his guitar around with him everywhere and will randomly take it out and strum on it while playing some crappy emo music like Dashboard Confessional. Luckily it is an eletric and therefore very quite without an amp. I have yet to have it intrude on my happyness although I have heard it before. He also cuts his wrists like a fag.

Emo girls arn't much better but I must admit they like getting freaky most of the time. I pretty much stay away from any of them that cut, I don't care too much if they listen to faggy music and the such and if properly done the emo dress style can be rather sexy, I know a few women that consider themselves emo that wear skin-tight black shirts and pants or jeans (also wear blue jeans) and a normal amount of makeup and it's pretty hot.
 
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