"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Got The Girl...Now What?

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612_Da_Playa

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(Longer than I expected) Ok...I've been messin with this yella bone with dimples, brown freckles, curly thin hair, brown eyes, athletic body, intelligent and about 5'9 or 5'10'' girl. I watched a couple movies with her at my uncle's house and her house and I took a risk and grabbed to her. To my realization you responded postively. Last Friday(about the 5th we've watched a movie together) I wrapped my arm around her and played with her body ie carassed my hand on her stomach, rubbed her side, held her hand etc... But it's like now what? She gave me her number but I don't wanna become too clingy. I text her and call her more than she calls me. How can I grab her attention so she's back all over me? btw I'm 17
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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pull your weener out and tell her to do her thang, playa.
 
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LMAO, DonDan said it.

She wants you dude.

Give her the pipe already.
 
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