"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Got tested for HIV yesterday

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SpazzAttackk

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No, no. Im not saying I have HIV. In fact I have very slim chances. Im just concerned, and Im looking for reassurance.

About a year ago, I went to a party and got completely **** faced.. It was a complete sausage fest. One of my friends decided to hire an escort and me being stupid I went along with it. She didnt smell too pleasant.. but hey I was drunk, horny and ****ing retarded. Obviously protection was used, but oral happened. This will probably change the entire forums views on me, and thats okay. I got blood work done for life insurance and its going to test for HIV (I didnt get tested sooner because you have to wait 6 months to a year before it shows up)

Ill find out in a week, and Im incredibly nervous. Im 20 years old, and god forbid if I contracted it. I did some research and apparently for a first time encounter, its really nearly impossible to get.

Anyone here have any knowledge or experience with this situation? Ill let you guys know the results when they come back to me but like everyone says here.. Dont pay for pvssy. Ever. The thoughts of it have completely manifested my head, and I probably wont sleep until the results are in.. pretty scary shvt. Let this be a major lesson to anyone here thinking an escort is the way to go. I dont care how desperate you are. I havnt shown any symptoms, thank god. But some people dont even get symptoms.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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anyone stupid enough to get drunk (or really high) deserves to be removed from the gene pool. wtf is the matter with you? hate your life that much, then END it.
 
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goundra said:
anyone stupid enough to get drunk (or really high) deserves to be removed from the gene pool. wtf is the matter with you? hate your life that much, then END it.
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Thank you for the laugh.
 
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wasn't intented to be anything but as serious as cancer. There is no reason, other than hating your life, to EVER be that out of control. It's a VERY bad sign, actually.
 
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goundra said:
wasn't intented to be anything but as serious as cancer. There is no reason, other than hating your life, to EVER be that out of control. It's a VERY bad sign, actually.
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Whatever alcoholic mom troubles you had in the past, need to stay in the past bro.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Pathetic attitude to have.

End of the day... you got smashed and nailed a prostitute. Plenty of people have done it before you and plenty will do it after. It isn't the worst thing in the world. Have you caught anything? Most likely not.

The risk of getting HIV from oral is close to zero. It is a risk however and you've done the right thing in getting a test.
 
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Ive always been an overthinker, one of my major weaknesses Im trying to get over.
 
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I'm a healthcare professional and one of my degrees is in molecular microbio. Cuzza is right... Your chances of getting HIV from oral sex is minimal. Furthermore, HIV is no longer the "kiss of death" as it once was...Its more of a chronic condition today assuming you have access to good care, and take good care of yourself.

Check out this meta-analysis:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3130543/

Overall, don't worry about stuff that much and don't let people like Goundra get to you. Opinions are like *******s...everyone has one. However, you should only listen to educated opinions, from people that you respect.
 
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Yeah, what they said...the truth is that as a non-drug-addicted straight male your chances of getting HIV are basically zero.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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hiv is a long ways from being all you can catch. What is the appeal/reason behind getting plastered? What's wrong with your normal state of mind, hmm? why aint it ENOUGH? Something REALLLY pathetic/sick is going on, there, but you try to deny it.
 
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Espi said:
There is NO reason to wait a week for the results. Google "free HIV testing" and your zip code; you'll get a list of local places that will test you and reveal the results in 15 minutes.

I just got HIV tested last month. They pricked my finger and 15 minutes later I received the (negative) results. Cost me nothing.

Google "HIV test county health dept." They'll do it for free.
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Agreed. It took about 5 minutes for my results, quick and easy
 
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