Black Widow Void
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Not really. Just thought that there hasn't been enough humor or enough WTF moments on the forum lately.
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Got stood up by an HB9 Tranny that said I wasn't alpha enough
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
AlphaDraconis
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Black Widow Void
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To be clear, I was joking about all of it... but there actually is one pathetic occurrence in my life. I'm accustomed to having scorned females placing a bid for my attention. Currently, there's a forum member named corrector that is assuming the scorned female role.
corrector
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You are sick for going after trannies or even making a thread about that. Have you no shame? Shows your thinking is in the gutter son. Quack.
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