"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lil hooligan

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I got stoned the other night with my mates and rang up a lass i like and asked her for a shag, anything i should do?

Drugs are not bad, drugs make happy times with colour full rainbows :up:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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horaholic

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So... What did she say, dig you 'shag?' What does that have to do with being stoned?
 
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he was stoned well he wrote it
while were on the subject
last sunday i decidd to do a little wake and bake, i have never ben so sconed, dude.
 

nightcrawler

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I realize the mant things about women (amongst other things) whilst stoned..too bad it doesn't give me the motivation to write the epiphanies down due to lack of wanting to move :(

sucks because I always forget what I was thinking about when I become sober
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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horaholic

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Dude, how funny is the word SOBER. I mean, SO.... BER.......SO.....BER.... wait. What were we talking about? Holy shyt, I still have some doritos left! Yes!
 
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