"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bingo-Player

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currently house watching my parents house whilst they are away atm (very rare)

ive had my eye on this chick for 2 weeks now , brunette not a "pretty" girl but dam she's fvcking SEXY ( yes there is a difference) and looks completely filthy from her pics

decided I wanted a slice of the pie so start snapchatting her

initially she's cautious , she's heard of my reputation and "isn't impressed with guys like me" , I decide alpha isn't going to work here and switch to a more beta role

it works surprisingly well and suddenly she's chasing me , tells me she's a "good girl" yet sending me snaps of her in her knickers ( women for you lol)

anyway originally I had planned to take her to my parents last night to chill with me , but she said she wasn't very well and to be fair I did actually believe her

I suggest we forget about it and do it another time , she says she can do tonight instead ok great

picking her straight up after work , gonna stop at the supermarket to get some supplies and then back to mine for a movie and im hoping a filthy sex session

if all goes to plan i will post a full report tomorrow
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Confidence, be relaxed, and let her feel comfortable. In this case, I'd let her snuggle up to you first and touch you first. Game on after, good luck!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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sorry guys been busy week .......

so I pick her up after work and she's a lot more timid than I had expected and she's still complaining she's not feeling 100% (chest infection apparently) so I'm starting to wonder if perhaps I've pushed the meet too hard here should have maybe waited till she was well .....

conversation is fine though and she's not hard work or anything which is good

we stop at the supermarket on the way home and I grab a pizza and some beer she says she cant drink because of antibiotics o_O so she gets some soft drinks

we head back to mine and I suggest she goes for a lay down and watch some TV, whilst I cook the pizza she agrees and I go chuck the pizza in the oven

I come back upstairs and she's under the sheets watching the tv so I say "any room for me under there or what" she lifts the covers for me to get in and to my surprise she's taken her trousers off leaving her in her underwear (and she's wearing red my favorite color :p )

I don't make a big deal out of it and jump in , straightaway I put my hands around her waist and pull her close to me she seems to like this as she starts rubbing her a$$ on my d1ck , I start rubbing her pu$$y through her underwear and she starts getting wet & giving me gentle moans so I take my trousers off and she mentions something about a condom but I say fvck it and stick it in her anyway

her pus$$y is nice , best ive had In a while I fvck her for about 15 mins and somehow manage not to nut in her although if I had time to do her doggy I probably would have

next thing the fvcking smoke alarm starts going off ......... sh1t the *PIZZA* I run downstairs to switch the oven off the pizza is completely black lol

by the time I've sorted out downstairs and come back up she's put her trousers back on FFS .......we watch a movie and I try to initiate sex again but it looks like the anti slvt systems are now active because she's having none of it ......

I decide shes not staying the night if shes not putting out and make an excuse to take her home

minor contact from her since, she had what she wanted and I had what I wanted but the pu$$y was good so I may hit her up again towards the end of the month

moral of the story : don't leave stuff in the oven when your about to have sex
 
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