"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Got slapped last night.

FortunateSon

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I was in a club for Xmas eve last night, got pretty drunk, went up to a random girl, tapped her on the shoulder, wished her a merry xmas, as she smiled and turn away I called her peng and slapped her arse and she turned around and gave me an almighty slap. It hurt so bad and I was so embarrassed that I had to leave the dancefloor.

Season to be jolly? Not in her book.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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FortunateSon

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DJ_Hero said:
You slapper her, she slapped you. Sounds like you were just exchanging gifts.
LOL, it was a joke from me though, I guess she didn't like it. Her slap really hurt though and it was so embarrassing, loads of people saw it. :eek:
 

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you got what u deserved, so why come here and whine about it ?
 

FortunateSon

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Acq said:
you got what u deserved, so why come here and whine about it ?
I wanted to know what I was doing wrong and what I need to do differently.
 

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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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Honestly, when i imagined the situation i lol'ed.

Perhaps another time, find out if she is playfull first, and THEN start slapping her ass ( even though i personally would recomend NOT slapping her ass within the first 5 min ) :)
 

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And you just took that ****? Shoulda gone straight for the jaw and been all "WHOS ****ING LAUGHING NOW *****?" ;D
 

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lightofhatred said:
And you just took that ****? Shoulda gone straight for the jaw and been all "WHOS ****ING LAUGHING NOW *****?" ;D
Falcon punch!

Warrior74 said:
Forever calzone.
Hahahaha this:d

Honestly man, you got what you deserved. Put yourself in her shoes, she turned away from you because she wasn't interested and you slap her ass? At what point did you consider that a good idea exactly....?
 

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It feels like people are becoming dumber and dumber. You slapped a random girls ass, so she slapped you in the face. What don't you understand assh0le?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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n00bPimp said:
You cant just slap any girl's ass. You mus first see from their body language which ones will let you get away with it.
^^This
 

FortunateSon

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Altair said:
Honestly man, you got what you deserved. Put yourself in her shoes, she turned away from you because she wasn't interested and you slap her ass? At what point did you consider that a good idea exactly....?
I was so drunk and I didn't care really. I just wasn't expecting a slap. I thought she would have let it slide, plus I have a massive thing for asses and she has an ass like nothing I had seen before. So I thought, why not?
 
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