"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Got slapped last night.

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I was in a club for Xmas eve last night, got pretty drunk, went up to a random girl, tapped her on the shoulder, wished her a merry xmas, as she smiled and turn away I called her peng and slapped her arse and she turned around and gave me an almighty slap. It hurt so bad and I was so embarrassed that I had to leave the dancefloor.

Season to be jolly? Not in her book.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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DJ_Hero said:
You slapper her, she slapped you. Sounds like you were just exchanging gifts.
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LOL, it was a joke from me though, I guess she didn't like it. Her slap really hurt though and it was so embarrassing, loads of people saw it. :eek:
 
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you got what u deserved, so why come here and whine about it ?
 
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Acq said:
you got what u deserved, so why come here and whine about it ?
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I wanted to know what I was doing wrong and what I need to do differently.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Honestly, when i imagined the situation i lol'ed.

Perhaps another time, find out if she is playfull first, and THEN start slapping her ass ( even though i personally would recomend NOT slapping her ass within the first 5 min ) :)
 
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And you just took that ****? Shoulda gone straight for the jaw and been all "WHOS ****ING LAUGHING NOW *****?" ;D
 
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lightofhatred said:
And you just took that ****? Shoulda gone straight for the jaw and been all "WHOS ****ING LAUGHING NOW *****?" ;D
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Falcon punch!

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Forever calzone.
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Hahahaha this:d

Honestly man, you got what you deserved. Put yourself in her shoes, she turned away from you because she wasn't interested and you slap her ass? At what point did you consider that a good idea exactly....?
 
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It feels like people are becoming dumber and dumber. You slapped a random girls ass, so she slapped you in the face. What don't you understand assh0le?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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n00bPimp said:
You cant just slap any girl's ass. You mus first see from their body language which ones will let you get away with it.
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^^This
 
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Altair said:
Honestly man, you got what you deserved. Put yourself in her shoes, she turned away from you because she wasn't interested and you slap her ass? At what point did you consider that a good idea exactly....?
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I was so drunk and I didn't care really. I just wasn't expecting a slap. I thought she would have let it slide, plus I have a massive thing for asses and she has an ass like nothing I had seen before. So I thought, why not?
 
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