"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Got slapped in the face pretty hard the other night

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Went out to a famous pub here in Taiwan and met some smoking hot Vietnmese chicks...i was talking to the hottest one and had her kissing me tons of kino...all good...but then another Taiwanese girl was staring at me from across the room and i couldn't resist....

I told the other chick i was going to the bathroom but made a beeline to the chick staring me down started dancing and making out with her a little but then realized the Vietnamese girl was much hotter and i was being silly...went back to the Vietnamese girls..they were angry at me....the one i left still liked me but felt hurt she said.....but her friend, the dominant female of the group started yelling at me how i could do that to her friend and i said i barely even know you guys and she slapped me hard....not just a little slap but hard as hell....

Now, maybe i was in the wrong a little but when she hit me, a felt a surge of anger and grabbed her hand and told her if you ever put your hand on me again you stupid b&tch i will f%cking kill you.

I was livid...i just felt she shouldn't have the right to hit me like that and i told the barmaid hey this girl just hit me is there anything legal we can do...i wanted her punished for hitting me..the bar maid and owner of course listened to the girl's story and they claimed i was bothering their friend the hot chick and of course the hot chick sided with her more dominant friend...stupid sheep...

What's funny is....the hot girl listened to her friend and met another guy...but her friend the same one who slapped me started following me around even though she met some afc guy there...then i went to another bar and the same crazy one who slapped me showed up there with the afc guy was following me again around the club and trying to dance with me while the other guy was clinging to her...i of course ignored her....and after multiple attempts, she left the afc guy there by himself and bolted.

As i look back on it the girl who hit me liked me from the beginning because i was initially talking to her to use her to meet her hotter friend...and was jealous that i was going after her hotter friend and told her hotter friend to back off from me....that and combined with the ugly incident...

And you know what...after i said that to the girl who slapped me it seemed as if a lot of people watching thought i was very in the wrong...a guy told me you overreacted man...but i said why does any woman have the right to assault a guy and face no punishment...just because she is a woman she can do anyhting she wants with no reprucussions....white knights are what allow women to be this way...i did nothing to deserved to be slapped like that.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You were in the right. You also apparently caused some 'gina tingles by standing up for yourself and putting her in her place. Naturally all the guys are gonna be upset with you. White knights outnumber sensible men a billion to one.
 

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I agree that you did not deserve to be slapped. Did you not see it coming, though? I would be mad at myself for not having blocked the blow.
 

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no...it was quick man and i was turned away from her toward the hot girl when she did it...there was really little chance of stopping it because i wasn't even looking at her...she kind of yelling in my ear off to the side of me with me not facing her and then boom out of nowhere.....
 

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Well then that's the lesson to be learned - beware of screaming woman on thy flank. You can't ever turn away from anyone who might hit you, or else you give them an easy cheap shot. I have done the same thing myself and ended up with a lump on my head. Male or female, any coward is brave when you're not looking.
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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yeah...too be honest i wasn't expecting it...i didn't think i had done anything terrible...it really did take me by complete surprise...
 
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