"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Got my first motorcycle

WORKEROUTER

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I'm totally stoked for having bought my first motorcycle. It's a honda nighthawk 250...couple years old, black and chrome, totally awesome looking.

Got it for $1700. Also bought a good helmet for 150 and a joe rocket jacket.

Look forward to start cruising around this weekend. Weather is awesome, the women are out, and I'm ready to ride.

Any tips or suggestions?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The_flying_dutchman

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Congratulations my man!!! There's nothing like the feeling of riding a bike by the coast and checking out all the hot surfer chicks. :D
 

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Wear your gear!
Congrats on the purchase and welcome to the world of motorcycles.
 

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The_flying_dutchman said:
Congratulations my man!!! There's nothing like the feeling of riding a bike by the coast and checking out all the hot surfer chicks. :D

I plan to take my bike down the Oregon coastline this summer with a couple buddies. Never been there before, and just think it would be amazing to be crusing down.
 

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The_flying_dutchman said:
Congratulations my man!!! There's nothing like the feeling of riding a bike by the coast and checking out all the hot surfer chicks. :D

I plan to take my bike down the Oregon coastline this summer with a couple buddies. Never been there before, and just think it would be amazing to be crusing down.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Did you take the safety course?

Remember to look as far ahead as possible when riding and to look through the turns. It's the cars that don't see you that are the most dangerous. Also remember that any idiot can open a throttle. Skill is more about safety than speed.
 

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I'm going to take the safety course. Right now, I just plan to take it around my neighborhood a little bit.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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get your self those "chimpansy handlebars" (or what ever the hell you call them:D ) looks like a good starter bike, I got my safety corse set for june 18, but i won't be buying a bike for another 2-3 years. I'M JEALOUS.:moon:
 

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Before going on any big ride, change the oil and oil filter. Make sure the brake fluid is good, and that the break pads are still solid.

I personally always carried a set of wrenches, spare break pads, and portable battery charger with me on long road trips as well.

Benchmark your gas milage. Fill up the tank, hit the reset switch on your trip counter then ride for like 100 miles and see how much gas it takes to refill.

Nothing worse than running out of gas 20 miles from the nearest station. When you do a long ride, you actually need to somewhat plan out your gas stops.

Good choice on the trip though. The oregon coast is a very good ride.
 
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