"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
got my First KISS bruddas!
- Thread starter spax
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Supremo
Senior Don Juan
Dawg I remember my first makeout and I was like "WHAT THE ****?!" cause I had this thought that it'd feel good or something.spax said:
It doesn't. Just learn to enjoy it. Some chicks are bad at mackin, you'll pick up the skill so don't worry about it.
Ermm... you kiss your hand? If so, time to stop doing that. I thought only chicks did that stuff.
Good job on the kiss, even if it was truth or dare haha.
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All in all though, Good job brother!