"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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got letter from female friend friends -waht the heck-they are scrwed

joe45

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got the msg from some gal i been hanging out wiht-met her off the net. met her friends briefly ang got this msg yesterday via email. what the heck indecent behaviour-omg i did nothing. this is crazy- inapporaopraite behaviour-what did i do really. this is insane. i never said "hey baby, come lets ahve sex now or anything sexual". just casual small talk like i do with male friends and co workers. waht is wrong wiht em.
she invited me to her b day party- i might not even go. what screwed up freinds-they hardly even now me and this.
tell me what you guys think of this letter. should i pursue her or say ah see ya. i phone her she never phones me. last 3 wks i been getin busy busy-just to hang out for coffee.
this is screwed

Dan:

We, jen's friends feel that we need to discuss some important issues concerning your inappropriate behaviour. This is a collective email that we need to send to you because we are upset with your social actions.

According to jen, you have known each other for a short amount of time and are becoming closer and closer. She tells us most everything regarding your relationship (because we are her good friends and we care for her). As far as we know, you have only gone out a few times and have made good (interesting) conversation to put it lightly. We understand that you are a smart and nice person and that you seem VERY interested in Jen.

HOWEVER....

It appears to us that you have been asking jen about US. Particularly Lisa. This is a very bold move on your part and we do not know what to think of it. We know that you are "searching" for a girlfriend and that you are considering all options. We believe that your brash and indecent behaviour is not the best way to go. In fact, it will probably deter any potential candidates and future relationships you may develop.



HERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU:

1. WHAT PROVOKED YOU TO ASK JEN OUT AFTER KNOWING HER FOR ONLY SO LONG?

2. WHY DID AGREE TO COME TO BOWLING IN THE FIRST PLACE?

3. WHY DID YOU NOT BOWL?

4. WHY DID YOU NOT SPEAK TO ANY OF US?

5. YOU APPEARED TO BE WANTING A RELATIONSHIP WITH JEN- WHY DID YOU ASK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU?

6. WHAT MAKES YOU INTERESTED IN US?

7. DID YOU CHOOSE LISA JUST BECUASE OF HOW SHE LOOKS? IF SO, YOU ARE SO SUPERFICIAL AND SHALLOW!! (YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK TO HER)

8. SO YOU WANT TO COME TO JEN'S BIRTHDAY NOW EH? IS IT TO CHECK OUT MORE GIRLS?

9. WHY DO YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF YOURSELF? BE HUMBLE AND MODEST MAN

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HERE ARE SOME POINTERS:

1. YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY QUIET AND INTROVERTED MAN -- TALK!!

2. YOU DO NOT GO TO A SOCIAL EVENT THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CONSIDERED A "DATE" AND CHECK OUT HER FRIENDS AS IF THEY ARE MEAT!!!

3. YOU DO NOT ASK ABOUT JEN'S FRIENDS AND WHETHER OR NOT THEY WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER JUST MEETING THEM ONCE

4. YOU DO NOT TELL A GIRL THAT SHE IS NOT PRETTY --EVER AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU COMPARE HER TO HER FRIENDS

5. YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BE A GENTLEMEN, BE COURTEOUS, AND BEHAVE IN A MORE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE MANNER



ok...i am sure that we have showed our displeasure with you. when she first told us about what you said, we were literally all blown away. we believed that you were a nice guy, but it appears to us that you are a jerk. if you don't explain yourself or change your ways, you can hit the road JACK!



PS. JEN IS, AND NEVER WILL PLAY HARD TO GET!!!!!!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KontrollerX

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If these chicks aren't pulling a prank on you they are seriously f'ed up.

Just ignore their b.s or laugh it off if they're serious unless you feel like answering 20 questions lol.
 

flippinfreak

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!! Innapropriate behaviour, as in "you are a ***** footing bastard" in other words, make your intentions clear, and be more outgoing.

Read the pointers... they are what you are lacking.

1. Speak up in the conversations, say ANYTHING.
2. Stop eyeing down her friends while you say nothing. The easiest way to eye down a girl, is while you are complimenting or disqualifying her clothing.
3. You were being C+F, but the c0medy did not compliment the c0cky at all, you came off as arrogant(too confident) and she got scared. Therefore she told her friends, next time, when her friends are around, ask again, with a c0cky smile on your face.
4. How would they know you are calling her not pretty "compared to her friends"?
5. Read as written, there is no ******** et al.

The postscript(P.S.) is a clear sign that she is being straight with you. If you don't at least try to answer the questions, you are as good as dog meat.

Come back and tell me if you chose to run away with your tail between your legs or not. There is no way you can walk away from this with your head held high without answering the questions like a man.
 

flippinfreak

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PS talk to "Jen" and ask her friends to memorize the questions and ask you them without looking at the piece of paper...

You'll get more to the point questions without all the emotions and preplanned bullshat they have lined up with the current nine.

PPS remember to focus on the pointers.
 

spider_007

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1) You made a few boo boos
2) This is drama wating to happen. It's up to you if you really want it in your life. I personaly would forward their email to her just to let her know they are being retarded.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I can see the exit sign from here. Id take it if I were you. Even if the girl is a good girl, i wouldnt **** with a girl who had ****ed up friends like that. No way not for me. Make your own decision though
 

SamePendo

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WTF?

1) She hasnt answered your calls. Reason enough to next her, like, yesterday.
2) Do you really want to start to try and reason with those silly *****es? Look at any argument, here, between STR8UP and Wyldfire, tell me who is right, and who starts to get personal and all. Same story everytime, even if they win.
 

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Are these girls above the legal limit or am I accidentally in the high school forum. This is the most childish thing I have seen. This girl doesn't like you and has turned you over to her friends to have some fun with. Just walk away with your head held high


ps Your game needs work though but don't despair. Keep posting, reading & sarging
 

Jariel

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FREAKY STUFF!!!

My first thought is that it came from or was instigated by a male friend with a crush on her.

Let this girl read the mail!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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