"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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got I.H.A.Bd and just realized SHE'S AN OLD ONE NIGHT STAND! LMAO!

Badmannaz

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So I've been on a dry spell lately (put on pounds, rejected, etc) i decided to get my lazy ass up and get back in the field, first things first i hit the gym..

2 months later...

So I'm fed up i look a little better (40lbs lighter) and i wanted to score this given night. I decide to hit local night club with a wing...not my good friends seeing as they can be judgmental and i didn't need that first back out sarging..i decide to go with an acquaintance with a type B personality "assistant pimp" if you could understand ;-), no but he's real cool. We scope the scene and i run into this girl sitting down...she's got braces HB7 i'd say....maybe she'd be hotter without the braces. convo went like this

I approached from the front she was sitting down i was standing

Bad: Your sitting all alone were are your friends?
HB7: Oh there on the dance floor
Bad: and they left you here? those bastards (in my most sarcastic tone yet)
HB7: (big smile) my feet are tired.
Bad: Why aren't you in here with your boyfriend?
HB7: dont have one
HB7: I.H.A.G (i-have-a-girlfriend)


I forgot what i said after that but i ended up getting the number. We ended up hanging out after the club no bases though ;-(

couple days passes and she flakes on me twice but makes it up by coming the next day.. I get a better look at her and she tells me she used to work at a particular spot by the plaza we live by. She looked exactly like the girl i one nighted with then i ask her

BAD: you ever go to an after party with a couple guys?
HB7: been to a couple can't remember

she doesn't even recognize me its hilarious!....so idk where to go with this one..she came over and hung out all day...but i can't help but grin thinking wow i got semi-rejected but i've already f.ucked?! so weird thinking what i should do next...still talking to her so idk the gf seems to be new and i would like to hit again....:D
 

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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cablecow15

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LOL thats so funny , ive done that on dating sites , but never in real life thats hilarious
 
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