"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Got hots for a teacher

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dannowillbookem

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honestly im sure a hot teacher has been hit on by a student before. if she turned him down, she probably finds it humorous and wont go hard on you. if she was receptive then well...heh heh.
 

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I personally like to keep my collage life, and my out of collage life seperate. I'm keeping friendly with the teachers for a good reference to go to uni, but not hitting on them (people have been suspended for telling a friend that a teacher looks sexy).
 

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Mike, ya mean that man? I remember a guy got detention for saying some teacher has small tits and even then there was a bit more to it. OTOH that was like in 5th grade or something.

For what it's worth I got up the courage once to get ateachers phone number. Didnt know she was a teacher since they got GED here and she did look prety young. No I never called (for one thing her 200+ pound boyfriend as it turned out is my math teacher...)
 

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i friend paid me five dollars to ask our sci teachers daughter for her number in 8th grade when she came to visit. i got the five bucks, but came up empty with the digits.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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id go for it :up:

but be careful dude, if neone finds out........meh
 

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Like I said if u ain't good lookin and different from the rest of your peers in some way. Then u ain't gonna get nothin. Post a picture.
 

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Steg, they're obsessed with seperating us from girls here, I think they're trying to make us gay. We even have to seperate the half terms from the girls collage, they don't understand that there are other girls in the world too.
 

SamePendo

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dadmonson said:
Like I said if u ain't good lookin and different from the rest of your peers in some way. Then u ain't gonna get nothin. Post a picture.
I let the first one go, but not this one.

You should know better, women don't go for "good lookin'" as us men do. Don't listen to him Roy.
 

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Teachers are really easy actually - Trust me :p . K what you gotta do is neghit them + ****y and funny. also in homeroom just pull a chair up next to her desk and start a conversation with her. thats wat i do.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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marko26885 said:
he will not seem like an idiot if is the teacher who goes for him.

my man my advice is play alpha male role be cool like you have 1000+1 pu**ies to bang this night be excelent in her class and play C+F with her about she should reward you for your excelente perform in her class I am shure she will think about f**k you at least once.

send me a messaje and tell me whow it goes

remember you are a man she is a woman.

This is good advice, but I would like to point out on the ****y part of it, from what you had said, you have some tendency to show off, be cool as in calm, dont try to show off or anything, be like sexy-zen, "ya dig?"
 

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oh yeh.. just to let u all know. if your 16 its legal for you to date any women over 18. but its illegal for girls 16 to date any man over 18. so pretty much lets bang all the teachers we can:rock:
 

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sigh...

get realistic children. :(
 
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