"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Got girl horny in class!

360windmill

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I got a little dirty with a girl I don't know very well in one of my classes. I could tell she liked me and I told her to tickle my back. She said ok if you tickle mine after. So after a few minutes of tickling my back she said ok my turn. I started doing hers and I would sparratically go up to her neck and massage her neck and ears and she seemed way turned on so I turned it up a little bit.

Then she said do my legs next, and she was getting really warm (why do they do that btw?) And I rubbed up and down her legs and she was getting way horny and I rubbed in between her legs and it was way hot.

I dont know what to do now cuz I dont want to date her and I dont what to say cuz we never even have ever talked. I cant even believe I did all that in class but she was eating it up and I love getting girls hot and horny. So what do I say to her tommorrow when I have class w/ her and how do I act around her?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BBX

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Wow. Someone had a good day. If your worried about what your gonna say tommarrow then I doubt this happened, but I guess it did, it sounds genuine. Just be real smooth and be like "hey...we need to continue from where we were yesterday". Just my advice.
 

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360windmill said:
I got a little dirty with a girl I don't know very well in one of my classes. I could tell she liked me and I told her to tickle my back. She said ok if you tickle mine after. So after a few minutes of tickling my back she said ok my turn. I started doing hers and I would sparratically go up to her neck and massage her neck and ears and she seemed way turned on so I turned it up a little bit.

Then she said do my legs next, and she was getting really warm (why do they do that btw?) And I rubbed up and down her legs and she was getting way horny and I rubbed in between her legs and it was way hot.

I dont know what to do now cuz I dont want to date her and I dont what to say cuz we never even have ever talked. I cant even believe I did all that in class but she was eating it up and I love getting girls hot and horny. So what do I say to her tommorrow when I have class w/ her and how do I act around her?
How the hell do you have time to do that in class? As the teacher lectures, you just turn around and casually rub a girl's body - including her legs? Did you sprawl yourself across the table too?

Nice...
 

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You can isolate and escalate if you want her. If not, be nice and flirty, don't stonewall her.
 

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If this really happened...

Don't plan anything. Just do.

You have instincts. Why do we have to post about the slightest concern? You have this girl wrapped around your finger. If she let you do that, wow, you could **** her by tomorrow.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DAmit!!!! YOU even got me horny!!! What a fukkin bastard you are!!! LOL!! Act normaly, and what is normally?? HOw old are you guys>?? If she is 16 or older than take her to bed with you, if she is 15 and under then take her to disney land.
 

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360windmill said:
I got a little dirty with a girl I don't know very well in one of my classes. I could tell she liked me and I told her to tickle my back. She said ok if you tickle mine after. So after a few minutes of tickling my back she said ok my turn. I started doing hers and I would sparratically go up to her neck and massage her neck and ears and she seemed way turned on so I turned it up a little bit.

Then she said do my legs next, and she was getting really warm (why do they do that btw?) And I rubbed up and down her legs and she was getting way horny and I rubbed in between her legs and it was way hot.

I dont know what to do now cuz I dont want to date her and I dont what to say cuz we never even have ever talked. I cant even believe I did all that in class but she was eating it up and I love getting girls hot and horny. So what do I say to her tommorrow when I have class w/ her and how do I act around her?
While the teacher was talking?

****!
 

oakraiderz2

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NorPacWolf said:
You can isolate and escalate if you want her. If not, be nice and flirty, don't stonewall her.
Quickie in el bano.
 

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What do you tell your mom when she asks what you did in school today? :rockon:

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This is great you got this girl horny and you gotten step further by giving her an orgasm. Don't worry about what you are going to say, just let it flow naturally. Comic Relief that was funny.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I've done similar things in French once when I was 15.

That was a fun lesson.

Err...bang her, pvssy is pvssy. When you're at school, bang anything reasonable that you can or you'll regret it later.
 

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wait, is warm legs a sign of interest

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Then she said do my legs next, and she was getting really warm (why do they do that btw?) And I rubbed up and down her legs and she was getting way horny and I rubbed in between her legs and it was way hot.
 

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Who the hell cares if her legs were warm? unless her poonan is wet that doesnt mean anything... you can base her interest level on the fact she let your lame ass touch her.
 
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